Babylon Bee nails it…

Posted by Kane on October 14, 2021 8:27 pm

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neat
neat

Its about fear. Young people today are consumed with it, with a generalized anxiety pushed by the media, & the powers that be, by music, video, crappyMovies, etc. So they cling together like terrified little monkeys, screaming & hollering, more & more of them. They have lost themselves, even their very souls as they bow at the alter of globalism’s evil.

Walter
Walter

I’m most concerned about this next generation growing up who have bought into masks and vaccines. They will be even more militant about those who resist medical tyranny.

Sirock
Sirock

It seems soon the liberals will suffer a Darwin Event. Come on who really thinks firing your health care workers, Police, Firefighters, could ever have a good outcome.

Phil McCoxwell
Phil McCoxwell

Leftism is a mental disorder. They are the reason toasters have tags on them telling you not to use them in the shower. If you believe anything coming out of the leftist communist lying media-government today, you are too stupid to vote.

The hoe and Joe
The hoe and Joe

Are all white liberals born brain deficient, or is it taught in the public indoctrination centers, asking for the American people who chant FJB.

GrumpyMitch
GrumpyMitch

They believe everything they see and hear on MSM. They have a total inability to think for themselves, and rely on others to do it for them, and believe every word of it. I think that sooner or later, especially when they or their children start getting ill, they will start to realize what they have done.

Private Citizen
Private Citizen

Then there is the pinheaded “ivory tower” ” academic or higher degreed pampered and spoiled lib. For example, New Yorkers I know (I AM NOT FROM NY) with their private security apartments will NEVER admit they made a mistake. Like voting for Cuomeow, DiBasie, etc.

SoCalGal
SoCalGal

I believe these are the same people that can’t drive a car without directions from Google Maps, or GPS, telling them where to turn, which exit to take, etc. These people are a hazard on the road, with their eyes glued to their cell phones, waiting to be elucidated.

ofsoundmind
ofsoundmind

Let’s just hope he’s ded by then.

Occam's Disposable Razor
Occam's Disposable Razor

This is actually to close to reality to be a parody… urban Dem-left zombies who equate conformist heard think with “enlightened” moralism, are already plugged into the matrix….they are lost…the beast system is consuming them

Gregory
Gregory

What was that saying they always used in all the commercials and news station ads? Oh yeah, Separate But Together!

Had to think a minute after working so hard to block that subliminal messaging!

Time in a Bottle
Time in a Bottle

Wow, just wow. I tried telling some goon that he must love being in the matrix a while agomwhen we were having a discussion of things. His responsw was “Do you even know what the matrix was about?” Love this.

Gregory
Gregory

My reply to him: Do YOU?

Time in a Bottle
Time in a Bottle

Yes, perfect!

John Nunya
John Nunya

I enjoyed the Nod to Futurama. Ol’ Head-in-a-Jar Joe!

ALL THE RAGE
ALL THE RAGE

Really liked everything about the video, with the one exception of how they portrayed Biden in it. He was waaaaay too coherent.

wasntme
wasntme

But if the accurately portrayed that part, the video wouldn’t make any sense.

Andrew
Andrew

Sociopaths are always about power over others.

LETS GO BRANDON !

Dr Remulak
Dr Remulak

Identity Politics is their religion…

FJB
FJB

Who’s making the next batch of Cool-Aid?

Delby
Delby

Useful idiots, sigh, Marx was right 🦠

Scruples
Scruples

They took away my drivers license I think because of ugly thing i said about the election about Stacey Abrams and Brad Raffensperger because she has friends in high places in my state and he is in charge of licensing. They have flunked me on the drivers test 4 or 5 times but every time I go in they must have a lengthy conversation with the main office when I get to the front. Every time but once it has been black women doing the testing. I have taken a $250 course and the last time she came out of the building yelling at me first thing. They have made me so nervous I can just about not do anything because I have always had stage fright and I have panic attacks. I am single, have C.O.P.D. 73 and I desperately need my DL. I will keep trying til I get it back but these people are not nice.

Zakky
Zakky

No. They are not. There are different locations that are nicer than others. Good Luck

Andrew
Andrew

The ticket for driving without a license costs what amount in your area ?

Gregory
Gregory

You realize that DMV is a STATE entity. So find another testing site and go there, preferably in a small town area. If you’re currently going there, get the heck out of the metro ATL area! Anywhere MARTA runs is too close. Born in ATL and lived there for 40 years – already Gestapo since way back when. Actually started full bore when maynard jackson became mayor and zipping to the rock bottom ever since. Not to mention that anything accomplished inside 285 is absolutely based on color now. Sad that I had to go there, but it’s true.

One minute
One minute

The timeline is way off. 10 years max for all those things

Whatever
Whatever

Those that have ears let them hear.

Biden is a communist
Biden is a communist

For all the dumb dumbs who can’t think for themselves and therefore put their ‘faith’ in ‘scientism’ and let somebody else think for them. They can’t wait to obey because they think they’re saving the world….or at least saving it for everyone who is like them. They really are THAT stupid.

Sal258
Sal258

lol!

MiterBroller
MiterBroller

Some just don’t want Covid Club to end!

Susan
Susan

I truly believe many people like masks.

rightwingnutjob
rightwingnutjob

I love to see liberals with masks on at work, so that I don’t have to look at their fat faces.

OasisLifer
OasisLifer

I was going to be a ceiling fan until a race track gave birth to a wonderful new boy. That’s right, I will Brandon surrounded by a crowd and everyone who says it has to drink hahahaha!! Yesssss

Yen Cross
Yen Cross

Another timeless rendition of Grafter Maximouse

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July
July

He ain’t heavy. He’s my grifter.

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noterdoter
noterdoter

One of the best sites on the web. Humans being the flawed species we are (we got booted from the Garden, amirite?) compounded with the Dems in power makes for an unlimited supply of ready made irony/hypocrisy/humor. Hopefully, we survive till 2024 . . .

TDSC
TDSC

It’s not funny, it’s all too true.

Whippsee
Whippsee

It IS funny .
But also frighteningly true .
Is there any difference at all between Goebbels instructing Jews to wear a Yellow Star and Biden simply mandating you be vaccinated ? No discussion ?? No Congressional discussion ?
It’s Dictatorship under a Dementia-stricken , low IQ cretin being operated by Obama and Hillary .
WHAT
DOES
IT
TAKE
FOR PEOPLE TO SEE THAT ?????????????

Needle and Thread
Needle and Thread

Sometimes, you have to laugh to keep from crying.

Alas babylon
Alas babylon

This is wonderful!!! Keep the truth coming people. Let’s Go Brandon!!!

Joe Biden is the Whore of Babylon
Joe Biden is the Whore of Babylon

Brevity is the soul of wit.
Someone needs to share that with the Babylon Bee.

motivated ruger usmc
motivated ruger usmc

C’mon man

Stu Gotts
Stu Gotts

Stop by the grocery store and buy a gallon of sense of humor. Come back when you’ve finished it.

Whippsee
Whippsee

YOU of course are busy with your own ‘brief’ pieces of wit .

Bill J
Bill J

…blue pill?

Mr Wolfie
Mr Wolfie

Lighten up Francis.

Shavedape
Shavedape

Or as I like to say, Ah, Brevity…

License2Pill
License2Pill

You must have never graduated from the “Short Attention Span Theater”.

Yen Cross
Yen Cross

I remember as a kid watching the very first Alien movie, and wanting to jump ot of my skin.
One of the best SciFi movies ever. I still watch it once and awhile.

Canterbury Cat Tails
Canterbury Cat Tails

You can’t argue with stupid. My libturd sister and her idiot teacher husband live in Northern California (who get all their extra bills paid by his libturd father, who inherited a fortune from his conservative Southern mommy…good old white male capitalism made that fortune) can’t argue logic with them. Everything is the fault of Trump/Bush/any Republican ever. God, it’s all I can do to keep my head from exploding. I truly pray they lose everything, and hard. I just don’t care anymore. To Hell with them all.

rgray
rgray

Facts and logic. Meh.

ElZorro
ElZorro

I will love when this hits the teenager demographic. I lost it when the cat got nailed with a clot shot.

john knox
john knox

Just like triage on a battlefield, many cannot be saved…

Wings
Wings

The democrat, Joe Biden voter is still silently wishing some miracle will happen and they can claim victory for this regime. Not going to happen.

Schmeeee
Schmeeee

I see it in the faces of the idiots still wearing masks. They look lost and confused. You can tell deep down they don’t know exactly why they are doing what they are doing.

T3
T3

They’re virtue-signalling or brainwashed… in either case, tell them to draw the mask tighter.

Cobraboy
Cobraboy

I feel sorry for their young kids with face diapers.

Child abuse.

Whatever
Whatever

100%. The schools are promoting the vaccine too.

Whippsee
Whippsee

EVERYTHING that Biden touches just goes to scheiss .
What sort of a petty , petty point are you making when you order Millions of Dollars of Wall fencing to be left on the Ground to rot ?
What are you doing to the American people when you order the Keystone Pipeline to be stopped ….. purely because it was ordered by Trump . Leaving us with Power Cuts as Winter approaches ?
And meanwhile the Chinese and Indians open another Coal-Power station EVERY DAY !!!! ?

Henry
Henry

That article earns them a visit from the biggov tyrants down under

PonySoldier
PonySoldier

Where is Cornpop when we need him?

Seiko
Seiko

The Insurrection is The VIRAL INSURRECTION….this is the scale and magnatue of the Federal pushing…aka mandating…people to violate the bodies and destroy themselves from with.

bo1921
bo1921

I wouldn’t be surprised if joe’s head is already floating in a jar of green goo. What you see on TV is either a hologram or doppelgänger.

whatthefluck!
whatthefluck!

Body doubles are a thing. Aka “professional impersonators.” Look it up, they openly admit to it.

Darcy
Darcy

But with digital tech they don’t even need that anymore.

pissedoffandmadaboutit
pissedoffandmadaboutit

Kim jong comes to mind, they couldn’t find anyone that fat so he miraculously lost weight.

Delby
Delby

Yeah, especially when you see him on a bicycle, are people really that stupid, uh, yeah!

Humus B. Chitinme
Humus B. Chitinme

How accurate!!!

equal_opportunity_offender
equal_opportunity_offender

Wow, getting the Vaccine is just like Russian Roulette!
Only 1 in 6 will be killed or maimed plus you get bragging rights over your non-vaccinated family and friends!
So what’s the problem?

THX 1138
THX 1138

The Bee has an awesome sting.

motivated ruger usmc
motivated ruger usmc

I always refer to The Bee as comic relief. We need it once in awhile and they’re the perfect outlet!

One of my personal favs:
10 Ways Trump Is Just Like Jesus

I laughed so hard and for so long that my dogs thought something was wrong with me. Hilarious.

Audi
Audi

this was The Babylon Bee not Freedom Toons

web site
web site
RF
RF
Harley
Harley

Love the Bee – truth in its humour!

free
free

Audi
Audi

thats a really good cartoon

KAG
KAG

That’s what they used to show in schools back when we were America, Land of the Free.

motivated ruger usmc
motivated ruger usmc

Now they explain to young boys how to have sex with each other.
An abomination!

Alas babylon
Alas babylon

This should be shown to everyone everywhere. It sums it up. FREEDOM FREEDOM FOREVER FOR EVERYONE.

Basil the Rat
Basil the Rat

He’s one hell of a salesman, it took him a while but half the country bought his brew.

GUNS UP
GUNS UP

Elementary school kids back then understood the concept, now liberal leftist College students find it too difficult to comprehend. The leftist dumbing down of America is complete.

bjbrtn
bjbrtn

1) Much truth is said in jest ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and this particular ‘jest’ should scare the hell out of you
2) Trump Won
3) FJB and every single scumbag who participated in the criminal theft of an election and the deconstruction of America.

DoYouJelq
DoYouJelq

Use “newpipe” app on your android or “freetube” on your pc. Offers youtube content, ad free, anonymously with no tracking. They both have additional features that make it much nicer than YT

Thomas
Thomas

THANK YOU!! I went to the play store but it wasn’t there. Did a web search and found the apk. Installed EASILY. YouTube like it USED to be!!! THANKS FOR the hack. You da BOMB!!

James Muad'Dib
James Muad'Dib

Damnit
What The Absolute F
And now Babylon Bee is no longer a parody site
I mass spread this, best I could. While super stoned.

whatthefluck!
whatthefluck!

Rock on!!

Alec Trevalyan
Alec Trevalyan

Outstanding!

2smartforlibs
2smartforlibs

Nice job.

Nater
Nater

awesome

CornCoLeo
CornCoLeo

They appear to be in their 20’s but they live until the year 2099 making them around 100 years old. A more realistic timeline would have Morpheus showing up around 2029.

The Corinthian
The Corinthian

Oh shut up.

Delby
Delby

The scientists are already close to making people live to be 150. Keep up with science!

IverMectin
IverMectin

So….like….does anyone know if there’s even a test for these “variants”? I haven’t heard of one, but maybe I’m wrong. If there’s no test, how would they know there’s a variant?

Race Red
Race Red

Not to knock Freedom Toons that is great too but this is Babylon Bee.

tom james
tom james

Because the CV virus mutates (think, Delta variant), the woke govt will soon be pushing quarterly booster shots, not just the one…

Truth is Knowable
Truth is Knowable

That the Bee, not Freedom Toons.

0oOpsie
0oOpsie

Maybe they are right. Lets make biden honorary president forever so we can be run by the dimwits pulling his strings now.
Meanwhile how do we support the people who cannot afford to not take the shot?
Right now she has a great job. But is being threatened with removal or daily nose dose of covid until she tests positive?
I do not want the test or the shot. But she can’t lay out for a year or so if they force it on her.
There isn’t any legal representation to protect us from them.
How do we get help to fight this?
Help

Cynthia
Cynthia

Go to liberty counsel.org. They have a class action suit you can join to sue the offenders. This non-profit deserves our donations as there is no charge to the plaintiff. This is a public interest law firm.

Mrs. Sunshine
Mrs. Sunshine

There is a logic flaw in the video. That couple would have died from the first set of jabs before 2025.

Tex
Tex

True, but let’s go with the hyperbole. It points out that there are really wokie-sheep that brainwashed.

Livininrome
Livininrome

Not in Corn Pops world.

Freedom isn't free
Freedom isn't free

They already were in the matrix.

Delby
Delby

Not all die, most just get brain rot.

DK222
DK222

and your point is…

ScubaSteve
ScubaSteve

His point is the point….

Mayor of Realsville🧕🏽 💣=⚰️
Mayor of Realsville🧕🏽 💣=⚰️

Yup, that’s about right

Nobody
Nobody

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Heidi586
Heidi586

Spot on

SoDone
SoDone

Nailed it