Jeffrey Toobin back on CNN after masturbation scandal… Uncomfortable TV…

Posted by Kane on June 11, 2021 2:08 am

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J.B. Jones
J.B. Jones

Toobin should have to register as a pervert.

Jezabell
Jezabell

Wtf was he yanking his crank to? Was he watching porn while on the call? Or does the news get him off? Or was he fantasizing about one of the men or women on the call? These are the questions I would ask. What were you jerking off to? What makes your not be able to wait til after a zoom call to jack it? America wants to know

Jim 900
Jim 900

[Chorus 1]
Toobin’ on the CNN fake news
Really couldn’t him back too soon

[Verse 1]
I can’t imagine it will ever get better
The world is theirs and yeah we’re not together
There ain’t a person they could pick instead of

[Chorus 2]
Toobin’ on the screen in front of you
Doin’ anything he wants to do

[Verse 2]
There’s always lots of crimes that we can see
They lie to anyone and you and me
And all deluded liberals we could meet love

[Chorus 1]
Toobin’ on the CNN fake news
Really couldn’t get this freak too soon
No, no, no, no

Jim 900
Jim 900

The Rascals, if you want the tune

John Gault
John Gault

Jeff “pounding pud” Toobin, a for real jerk off!!

Old Crow
Old Crow

Nice tug job Allison

Clover sniff
Clover sniff

He is disgusting pig to be so gross and stupid.

Only CNN would have the gall to bring him back and shove him back out there. But he hears those thick frame black glasses like the rest of the Democrat bitchboys who pander to women for a living.

Seriously, that guy should have spent the rest of his life in print, how in the hell do they justify putting his creep head on TV?

Steve Sybesma
Steve Sybesma

Democrats are the only people who wear clown makeup to an interview and have the nerve to be taken seriously and unfortunately easily find fellow morons who do.

Steve Sybesma
Steve Sybesma

When has Toobin ever thought very well or very much? He’s deeply moronic 24/7/365.
The status of his credibility is that it has been ground to mulch, shit and pissed on and flushed down the sewer.
In other words to Democrats, he’s more authoritative then God himself.

Steve Sybesma
Steve Sybesma

Some Democrats have very unfortunate names: Weiner and Toobin

Steve Sybesma
Steve Sybesma

OK, this is extremely gross…

I don’t want to think of what happens when a large blob flies past Don Lemon while he’s bitching about election audits.

Considering CNN allows their journalists to do that on company time might as well do it on air, RIGHT?

After all perv-hatred will soon be grounds for persecution.

PARENTS, DON’T LET YOUR KIDS WATCH CNN, PLEASE!!!

Does anyone even pay for CNN anymore? You gotta cut the cord…there are better options that are free!!!

Clover sniff
Clover sniff

Sure Vanguard and Blackrock, we are learning who pays the the bills for these Schills now..it’s all coming clear.

CNN is not about profit or loss, it’s about 24/7 control of the messaging and pounding your opponents into oblivion with social media.

The people of the United States are under attack from within, our own Billionaires have turned on us and are selling us into slavery for a millenia.

Skip
Skip

No wonder he was jacking off… look at his wife!

Clover sniff
Clover sniff

Yeah only a Master beta boy would choose an old dry hag for a wife.

Stalking Horse
Stalking Horse

There is no need to rehabilitate him; he has credibility. When he says he gets a thrill up his leg…you can take it to the bank.

Rick
Rick

Urban Dictionary

Toobin-When one gets caught masturbating on a Zoom call.
“Jeffrey got caught Toobin during our Zoom meeting today.”

Person 1: “I have a Zoom meeting tomorrow afternoon”
Person 2: “Don’t get caught Toobin!”

Jeramiah Bullfrog
Jeramiah Bullfrog

So this jerk off is sitting there seeing his female co hosts and jerking off; gets caught; gets slapped, but is ok to go back and work with those same women. What a sick organization CNN is and more importantly, how sick are the women of CNN… They must be thrilled someone fantasizes about them even if it is just this pervert Jeffrey

TRUMPER
TRUMPER

Big Hands. No problem! – TRUMP

Mark D
Mark D

If he repeats will CNN yank him off ?

Mark D
Mark D

He is slow to learn new ideas so CNN just have to keep pounding…

TRUMPER
TRUMPER

Haha

Steve Sybesma
Steve Sybesma

Brian Stelter and Don Lemon will assist.

Roadrash
Roadrash

Just beat it ….

david5300
david5300

From now on he will be called the nob polisher

Dempsey Dog
Dempsey Dog

What a “whack job” he is! I’m sure he’s “excited” to be at CNN.

MRS PICARAZZI
MRS PICARAZZI

Jeffrey Toobin was playing with his TOOB

Mark D
Mark D

toobin off

OT
OT

The good news is that he can add “porn actor” to his resume.

Humus B. Chitinme
Humus B. Chitinme

Umm, what was he looking at while he was, umm massaging his umm, little umm, you know… Inquiring minds want to know!

Dr. S. Freud
Dr. S. Freud

“Flawed human being who made mistakes?” Toobin’s explanation was that he thought that he was not participating in the conference call and was not accessing the video so no one could see him. If that’s true, it was merely a technical error so WHY did he undergo 7 months of psychotherapy? Wouldn’t it have been money better spent taking a one-day training course in IT on how to use Skype, e.g. where the “OFF” buttons are on the laptop camera? How to tell when you are on camera and off camera? How to mute your PC? How to cover your PC camera? C’mon man. No one is buying that horse hockey. Typical liberal. Forgive me! I am SOOOO sorrry! Just made a technical mistake. BS

MN Jim
MN Jim

Who on the Zoom call was the object of his affection?

MRS PICARAZZI
MRS PICARAZZI

PIN DICK 📌

TRUMP
TRUMP

Big Hands..No problem!

Jaux and da Haux
Jaux and da Haux

CNN Jerk off makes a cum back to the clown show

HUNTER'S LAPTOP
HUNTER'S LAPTOP

more reasons not to watch any of this crap, if there weren’t enough already.

JoJo
JoJo

Don Lemon said he really missed hanging out with Toobin.

david5300
david5300

I guess Don Lemon missed the scraps Toobin provided.

Gerry
Gerry

just don’t shake his, uh, hand.

Cb
Cb

Toobin-it

TjH
TjH

do we have footage of his pop?

Brion
Brion

CNNLOL. Can’t make this shat up!

Edmund Podeszwa
Edmund Podeszwa

I wonder if Toobin had to answer to the Bar Association?

Brad
Brad

What a phucking mess. This phuck up jerks off on a live zoom & he’s back on tv and is writing a book? Can this country sink any lower?

Clover sniff
Clover sniff

It’s hard to find complete cowards that will say anything no matter how much of a lie..now they have their “legal analyst” back and all the leverage they need to make him puppet every move they make.

Mark Gilbaugh
Mark Gilbaugh

When will the Tubesteak’s shortcomings come back out for a peak?

Brion
Brion

😂

No Shame
No Shame

Libs have no shame. None. Zero.
They disgust me.

Jeanie M Ping
Jeanie M Ping

I think you’ll always wonder what’s going on under the desk if he’s smiling!

SoJerseyPatriot
SoJerseyPatriot

CNN just loves perverts…

Jackabowski
Jackabowski

He is a fool…. How can people take him seriously?

Jackabowski
Jackabowski

THE “JERK”

avocadodipp
avocadodipp

The Zoomerbator is back!