The definition of Florida Man…

Posted by Kane on June 21, 2022 11:29 pm

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Big bear just strolling thru your front yard…

 

 

 

 

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Darylpate78@gmail.com

Does this work on demonrats?

VERITAS
VERITAS

🤣😂👍

Foxman
Foxman

He was hoping on Gator for dinner!

Frdd
Frdd

He was just seeing if the pan could accommodate the whole gator.

Mad Jaxx
Mad Jaxx

That’s an Aussie mate. You get in the Outback and those dudes are Florida Man, squared to the power of 10.

Nick
Nick

Now that’s an American. Insert meme of maga crew smacking libtards

WhisperinPints
WhisperinPints

Excuse me, but you don’t let a fine pair of gator skin boots and barbecue just run off like that. That would have been the only gator that was actually endangered if it was up to me.

Danno
Danno

An unarmed man is helpless. But a man with a skillet is king of the jungle.

TraceMe
TraceMe

He looks a bit like a panhandler to me.

Tennessee Budd
Tennessee Budd

Well, that’s just the pot calling the skillet black!

billtoo
billtoo

aluminum non-stick

Lafdis Hoff
Lafdis Hoff

Glad it all panned out.

Atomic Reverend
Atomic Reverend

I guess Florida man lives in Australia.

Hunter's meth pipe
Hunter's meth pipe

That was in Australia.

Chris
Chris

My money is on the guy with the large cast iron pan. One of those things can easily shatter a skull, alligator or human.

TEX
TEX

OK, one more time. This is not Florida and that really is a crocodile. But it is a great story!
https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2022/06/20/australian-man-whacks-a-crocodile-with-a-frying-pan-in-hilarious-viral-video/

MAJ54
MAJ54

Hope PETA doesn’t see that.

Vic Romano
Vic Romano

Glad the dude had a semi-auto assault skillet

Johññy Rümblé
Johññy Rümblé

Boi, it’s the real thing down here.

Stay up north.

Sunshine
Sunshine

😃👍🏻

R10T
R10T

my preferred pronouns for gators is 00 Buck

Rick
Rick

That’s a small gator, you should see some of the ones I have seen playing golf….

VladTheImpala
VladTheImpala

How do they even hold a club?

Kalifornia
Kalifornia

Well played

Undead Cyborg Beagle Hellbent on Vengeance®
Undead Cyborg Beagle Hellbent on Vengeance®

Heh. 😄

Mike Parson
Mike Parson

Overlapping grip mostly but I’ve seen baseball on occasion.

Atomic Reverend
Atomic Reverend

I totally just got a vision of Yogi Bear’s Wally gator playing a game of golf with Donald Trump.

Froghead
Froghead

I think that was a full auto cast iron pan, quick someone call the cops!

Rick
Rick

Wonder if the beast was pansexual…
🤣🤣🤣

CAfor45
CAfor45

It was an assault frying pan!

D
D

Not a gator but a crocodile. More likely somewhere in Australia not FL.

Brandon is a Boob
Brandon is a Boob

there are cross thriving in Florida…according to my grandpa

Danno
Danno

Yeah, but I think he’s right, the video was from Australia.

Bill Rye
Bill Rye

Should have had it on the burner for 10 first.

Fangfang
Fangfang

Takes some real skills to cook ’em like that.

LadyV
LadyV

Ban pans. Pans hurt crocs

Jim
Jim

Perhaps people should take notes. That worked.

Chris
Chris

Bet he dont have any special pronouns.
Buy that man a Shlitz Malt Liquor tall boy.

TEX
TEX

Foster’s is popular where he is.

Green Flash
Green Flash

Keep it simple!

truthpls
truthpls

what did that gator think it was going to do anyway?

Skay
Skay

Have lunch.

Jrod
Jrod

All you JoeBama voters trying to flee your high crime, high tax, corrupt blue crap hole state be advised. Florida has killer alligators, poisonous snakes, sink holes, deadly heat and humidity, killer hurricanes and is nick named the gun shine state.

Corn Pop Chronicles
Corn Pop Chronicles

paradise

Skay
Skay

It is lucky you have a good Governor and legislature.

Ugh
Ugh

Good to know

Frank
Frank

I like to sneak up behind them in my kayak down in the Keys. They really freak out and skedaddle in a big hurry!

I'm old enough to say this.
I'm old enough to say this.

That’s a cheap aluminum Teflon coated pan. Did the trick anyway!

I'm old enough to say this.
I'm old enough to say this.

The revenge of Amos Moses!

Grant Lives
Grant Lives

Great song!!!

YaBut
YaBut

The phrase “Florida Man” is because their police records are open to the public

There is outlandish and crazy and stupid everywhere

Bob
Bob

YaBut, most people on here don’t know that.

PC
PC

Thatv was a grandpa in Australia

CJA
CJA

No, no more men left there.

muskratlove
muskratlove

Crazy!

Lafdis Hoff
Lafdis Hoff

Rare Albino Alligator Loves Her Scrubs!

https://youtu.be/48VCZBjuLk4

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JAJ
JAJ

That alligator is racist!

TEX
TEX

I have had them swim away when I got too close while swimming. Always spooks me the way they stir up the water and swim so fast.
The biologists actually have identified NILE CROCs in the glades. They have not found a big one yet that I know of but that is just a matter of time. They get way bigger than gators and are aggressive man eaters.

Kevin
Kevin

Not sure they’re the Nile species but there are some big crocodiles in the Turkey Point salt water cooling canals way down in Southern Florida – every once in awhile they get into the freshwater Everglades which is right next door.

Skay
Skay

They should be removed. They don’t belong there. Like the pythons.

Bob
Bob

Monty Python?

McCool
McCool

That is NOT a cast iron pan, which really makes this guy nuts! I’d take on a gator with my #12 Griswold, but not with that aluminum thing that guy was using!