Giving birth through your penis…

Posted by Kane on May 17, 2022 4:41 am

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Dean Zlist
Dean Zlist

Now they’re ACTUALLY just making stuff up.

ike
ike

file this one under “WTF”…

Lightbringer
Lightbringer

I’ve read that female hyenas actually give birth through an external organ that looks like a penis. One has to wonder how many survive that ordeal.

dand
dand

How is this insane?? Moochelle Obama did it!!

Susan Sloate
Susan Sloate

He/she/it never gave birth at all. They ‘borrowed’ the girls they call their daughters. Phony as a three-dollar bill.

Chuck Roast
Chuck Roast

Has the world gone stark raving mad?

ike
ike

yep Chuck…it definitely has…

David J Hoyda
David J Hoyda

That is definitely the closest his wife’s face has been to his dick in years.

Poor guy.

DoTheResearch
DoTheResearch

They may be trying to act as if this is real, but it is not. Ask any man who has ever had kidney stones. They usually have to have morphine or stronger pain killers to keep from throwing up and passing out from the pain. That biology simply does not work. The reliance on Google and the internet FOR EVERYTHING+ the modern education system has turned the movie IDIOCRACY into reality. “Normal” people – like those who work with their hands, or who farm, who raise livestock etc, look at this and just sadly shake their heads.

ACD
ACD

WOW he’s one hell of a TOUGH GUY!

Sand
Sand

Also, all these kids being given puberty blockers are being given the same medication they give to pedophiles in prison for chemical castration. They are sterilizing kids, likely the main plan from the start.

Sand
Sand

Sidney Watson covered this. Truly retarded time to be alive

cynthia lynn lucas
cynthia lynn lucas

Disgusting ! These people are mentally ill and the physic doctors know butx covering for them. WAKE UP PEOPLE

Steve Reade
Steve Reade

NOT AN ONION HEADLINE!

Martina Vaslovik
Martina Vaslovik

Oh that’s nothing! I can pull brand new Bentleys out of my left ear 🙂

Jack Flash
Jack Flash

When the Baby first pops, they’ll name him “DickHead!”

Hold it, Did I say that?!?!?

FJB
FJB

I passed a kidney stone once and thought my eyeballs were going to pop out, good luck with this freakish experiment!

Joeishere
Joeishere

Utter nonsense

Sophia Miner
Sophia Miner

So much cognitive dissonance. I can only pray for them.

Debbie I Love You. Go out with me.
Debbie I Love You. Go out with me.

I had a kidney stone. That was enough for this guy.

Harris the Kamel
Harris the Kamel

When libs get too much free time to think about lib things this is the craziness that they dream up.
Clearly Instead of improving life they want to destroy it.

Jackson
Jackson

Wow. And all this time I thought only women could give birth, and not men. But now that I see it in a comic, it must be true. Trust the science forever and always.

Never give up
Never give up

What proportion of these people are pedos

mw
mw

my guess would be 100%

Jom
Jom

Entering the delivery room, the doctor says, :This is going to hurt.”

F!j!b!
F!j!b!

Sure wish I could unsee that! What a bunch of off the rails sickos. I think God has a plan for these people

Jefferson
Jefferson

Total insanity

Elias
Elias

Clearly, a vax addict.

Fred Buff
Fred Buff

Someone found a case of LSD-25 left over from the ’60….

TransplantGuy
TransplantGuy

And they handed out the entire case worth of LSD to the students, faculty, and anyone else who needed “teaching”!

mw
mw

Sandoz and Owelsly made the good stuff.

SaraHomemaker
SaraHomemaker

Mike Judge where art thou🤣🤣🤣

Elon saved America
Elon saved America

This is your brain on liberalism. It defies belief.

Railgun
Railgun

Time to reopen the nut houses

Never give up
Never give up

Normal nuts might be opposed bc this is mega nuts

mw
mw

Ultra nuts

Good Humorman
Good Humorman

Another face of mental illness.

Snapper
Snapper

Wtf

Krn
Krn

I’m interested how many would go for a second child…

Elola
Elola

HAHAHAH!!!! Imagine if a man could give birth through his penis! Like he would WANT to, LOL!!!!! Sooooo idiotic! Ok you Trans men, who are really women, that is the ONLY way it could happen. Follow the science, you freaks! Get an MRNA shot, mask up, and tell me you will NOT get covid-19 like our government said.

Eric
Eric

I nominate Beto O’dork for this Frankenstein experiment. God knows he’s swallowed enough baby batter to be a perfect candidate!

Chainsaw
Chainsaw

He was.

Big bob
Big bob

Great illustration.

GortamusMaximus
GortamusMaximus

Written on the shithouse wall when I was in the Navy:

Here I sit
In all my grief
Just gave birth
To a baby Chief.

E-nough
E-nough

Those who write on bathroom walls
Roll their shit into little balls
Those who read those words of wit
Eat the little balls of shit

Also found on a shithouse wall

Vic
Vic

Written on KFC bathroom wall in 1972:

Don’t change Dicks in the middle of a good screw,
Vote for Nixon in ’72.

That’s how to remember that Nixon was first elected in 1968.

Leo
Leo

It’s too bad he wasn’t married to Lorena Bobbit. She could have helped him give birth by cutting it off.

Jerry tribble
Jerry tribble

then Lorena performed an abortion?

TransplantGuy
TransplantGuy

Yeah, Bobbit was a real “whack job”, so to speak! When the man would start to speak, she’d “cut him off” right away!

PghDon
PghDon

Calling the new Minister of Truth. You might want to weigh in on that one (or not).

Matthew Fitzpatrick
Matthew Fitzpatrick

Can’t imagine the drug cocktail needed at that point

Frank
Frank

Psalm 139:13-14
New American Standard Bible 1995
13 For You formed my [a]inward parts;
You wove me in my mother’s womb.
14 I will give thanks to You, for [b]I am fearfully and wonderfully made;
Wonderful are Your works,

armsmear
armsmear

God will not be mocked. There will be repercussions.

Henry
Henry

Childbirth really is beautiful.

TransplantGuy
TransplantGuy

“I was there when it happened, but it was long ago, and I don’t recall much about it”. My wife was in labor for 26 hours with our first son; I tried to get her to swallow a football so he’d have something to play with. When he came out, he was mad because it was quite humid in there!

SCOTT BENNETT
SCOTT BENNETT

Pete Buttplug gave birth out his as*hole.

Clancy Bohmert
Clancy Bohmert

The correct word for people who believe this is “Delusional”. They are not willing OR not able to deal with reality.
Maybe we should have “Red Flag” laws to deal with this type of reality disconnect.

Craig
Craig

Was it mercury or lead in the water that caused this mental retadation on the left? Maybe it was expousure to Liberal ideas!