How to perform the home Covid beer test…

Posted by Kane on December 16, 2021 2:00 am

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Bill in Houston
Bill in Houston

Now that’s funny right there. I don’t care who ya are.

A Republic. If You can keep it.
A Republic. If You can keep it.

LOL!
Well played.

Bib
Bib

Kokanee…

The Green Avenger
The Green Avenger

Well it’s way more accurate than the PCR 90% false positive test!

Seeney Koshka
Seeney Koshka

Now THAT’S funny!

decievocrat
decievocrat

cute, thanks

Steven MqCween
Steven MqCween

Thank goodness you don’t have to stick the can up your nose.

Laura
Laura

I’ve done this. If I am coming down with something,I always find something that I can taste and smell.

Sarah Delong
Sarah Delong

This test works with marijuana as well

Doubting Thomasina
Doubting Thomasina

My brother and i do this test frequently… even tho we are always negative we won’t take chances and will continue to do the tests regularly…lol!!!

Adorable Deplorable
Adorable Deplorable

You can use margaritas for this test, too.

Railgun
Railgun

Now that’s the kind of test I would stand in line to take.

steph_gray
steph_gray

I don’t drink alcohol anymore, so I have used my multiple cups of coffee a day to perform this test. It works beautifully. 😆

Obviously this is comedy, but it’s true that the loss of taste&smell is a dispositive symptom.

Pro Tip: If anybody gets sick and wants another good test, a fingertip pulse oximeter comes in handy. If by some statistically highly unlikely chance, your garden-variety head cold actually turns out to be the CCPVirus, chances are you can detect it by making sure the level of your blood oxygenation remains normal. If it dips too low, it’s time for action.

Both of these tests beat the garbage PCR test all to hell, by the way.

mk
mk

It can be done with wine too, a friend told me.

KE SO
KE SO

Absolutely brilliant! I am going perform this test every night at dinner time!

Johnnyo
Johnnyo

Cooolll!!!!

Hsssssss
Hsssssss

Look At The Covid Tests:
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(posted by macpepper)

Darrin A Hosinski
Darrin A Hosinski

Now that is SCIENCE! 😁

DaddyO
DaddyO

LOL of the morning!

Alissa Dirks
Alissa Dirks

Funny and absolutely brilliant!

Capt Oveur
Capt Oveur

Coming down with undiagnosed alcoholism…..

Michael Seven
Michael Seven

Brilliant!

CS
CS

I tried this with coffee today,I’m FN FLYING!!!😬

Leesk
Leesk

Oh hell yes

Momma
Momma

Well, I agree. I got that satanic virus in August, and beer smells and tastes terrible. So do mint and citrus. No I didn’t get the jab, thankfully. I have 2 friends who are suffering from effects of that, and it’s worse for them health-wise. Pick your poison I guess.

steph_gray
steph_gray

Raheem Kassan recently devoted a podcast to his quest to get back normal smell and taste, which he did after basically trying every damn thing he could think of. I found it very interesting.

FeloniousPunk
FeloniousPunk

Leanna Wen’s weird singsong voice makes me want to slit my wrists.

Glenn_in_IL
Glenn_in_IL

So, the PBR test? 😀

Auntie Anxiety
Auntie Anxiety

Best test ever! 😂

Verified truth
Verified truth
Verified truth
Verified truth

This works better with Bourbon.

Dr. No
Dr. No

An upgrade to the PCR test. Greatly improved accuracy and faster test results.

smith. jane smith
smith. jane smith

This also works with strawberry smoothies, virgin margueritas, etc.

She should copyright her instructions and patent the methods as well! (/sarcasm)

Sir Rants-A-Lot
Sir Rants-A-Lot

Hopefully beer and Ivermectin don’t clash with each other…just add Ivermectin according to your body weight, and you’ll make an A on the Covid beer test every time!

VICTORIOUS ARMY
VICTORIOUS ARMY

She’s a keeper.

Sir Rants-A-Lot
Sir Rants-A-Lot

This is a wonderful template, and I think I’ll modify it by using Coronavirus Cabernet as an alternative to beer.

KatahTim
KatahTim

Silly but actually makes more sense then all the bs crap the CDC, FDA, WHO, the AMA and Fauci
are laying on the world

les
les

Covid test? More like alcoholism test

CS
CS

I finally passed a test once and for all.

HiJo
HiJo

I didn’t know that losing your humor was a symptom of Covid?!

GhostofPatrickHenry
GhostofPatrickHenry

Leana Wen needs to ride a rope

VICTORIOUS ARMY
VICTORIOUS ARMY

The scale of this crime and all the goons that should disappear from our cultural landscape is awful.

Midnightblue
Midnightblue

Love it! 😂

Prince Eugene
Prince Eugene

Three million people die in the U.S. every year of all causes. Covid did not change the total death rate. This scenario is a political pandemic of ignorance, fear and control. Thank for the injection of a little sanity. 😉

les
les

See? The lockdowns worked

Sam Morgan
Sam Morgan

Or…Didn’t work. Perhaps the death rate would have fallen if No lockdowns. Plus, VAERS indicates 17,000 deaths so-far This Year. Vacs Kills.

Weightress
Weightress

I am MAGA to the core, but cannot find data supporting this point, and trust me, I’d love to shove the screenshots into everyone’s faces). According to CDC date, however, ALL cause, age-adjusted mortality in the US for 2018, 2019, 2020 is as follows….. 723.6 per 100,000. 715.2 per 100,000 and 828.7 per 100,000 (preliminary estimated for 2020). So. Show me the data.

steph_gray
steph_gray

The CDC routinely cooks the death statistics using the dodge of “with instead of “from” COVID-1984.

(I love Dr. Peter Navarro, but I wish he would not buy those cooked numbers as easily as he does.)

And given that – I see no reason to trust any of the CDC numbers without good confirmation from better sources.

Weightress
Weightress

Well of course. I agree with you and also love Navarro. My problem is it’s hard to show dissenters proof this virus ain’t all it’s cracked up to be. I’ve heard PLENTY of stories from healthcare workers interviewed on Daniel Horowitz’s podcast who’ve explained that with all the gov’t incentives to “help out” hospitals with COVID costs, the incentives are exactly what has driven the death toll up and how the “with” instead of “from” narrative has muddied up everything (his Conservative Review podcast is great – IMO, he is the most well-versed podcaster on the COVID topic). I do not trust any gov’t agency who is pushing the COVID narrative.

HiJo
HiJo

Maybe big pharma is slowly accelerating in taking more people off the planet than curing them?

HiJo
HiJo

And even if the CDC wasn’t cooking the statistics: People who had Covid died unnecessarily from being ventilated, sedated, and treated with Remdesivir at the same time. They died and suffered needlessly because only one protocol rules in hospitals all over the Western world, and you will have to come with a court order to save your loved one from the same fate. They made people sick and then denied them proper treatment. I guess that explanation should suffice to explain the increased numbers.

RWB
RWB

LOL

Elmerfudd
Elmerfudd

Well done!

President Donald J. Trumper
President Donald J. Trumper

Come to find out, I’ve been doing that home Covid test for years. Finally I know why it’s good to drink.

Tony Clifton
Tony Clifton

I test myself at home every day with red wine.

John Nunya
John Nunya

I do enjoy a good India Pale Covid Test. Or six.

Mrs Claws
Mrs Claws

Breitbart and Fox are Rino supporters pushing Trump’s vaccine. And Trump is still bragging about warp speed despite how many it has hurt. Meanwhile people are dropping like flies. Our kids are being mandated to be injected. All that is left is humor otherwise our slow death is just too sad. Drink up! The betrayal is real AF.

CS
CS

Oh but Trump said it’s up to the individual. Who cares! The damn vaccine is deadly!!!

CS
CS

Pick a different battle Trump you lost this one.

CS
CS

Let the true believers downvote all they want, doesn’t change the facts.

Adam Cassidy
Adam Cassidy

I have literally lost every last one of my friends over this – apparently I am a right wing conspiracy theorist because I won’t take Trump’s ‘vaccine’.

Trump and this vaccine just fits too perfectly into the psy-op – he comes out against it, or he’s OVER.

VioletsRRed
VioletsRRed

It’s now Xiden’s clot shot!

Truth
Truth

I feel for you on losing friends, very sad. But stay steady and don’t abandon them. More than ever they need you to be present in their life– even if at present they’re not listening to you– we have to keep the channels of communication open, because awakening these people is the only thing that’s going to solidly clean up this aggressive Marxist power grab. Just stay quietly and kindly present with these friends, and watch for opportunities to gradually awaken their thought. There are millions of us who can do this, and it will and is making a difference.

Sir Rants-A-Lot
Sir Rants-A-Lot

If it’s of any help to you and anyone else reading this, it’s Trump’s vaccine, but it is Biden’s vaccine MANDATE.

FeloniousPunk
FeloniousPunk

Trump got played. He’s not perfect.

Guy M Daley
Guy M Daley

It’s NOT Trumps vaccine you donut. It’s Pfizer, Moderna, Johnson and Johnson and AstraZeneca. Furthermore the Xiden administration has been GIFTING other countries with massive doses at taxpayers expense. WHY are you giving Trump the responsibility for what the Xiden administration and demonrats across the nation are doing TODAY. Deblasio is mandating that private businesses require the shot. And that’s TRUMPS FAULT?!!! You are one ignorant fuck. Do you see the Xiden administration putting a halt to the vaccines at all? But they share no blame? Who the f are you that would make such an outrageous claim?

CS
CS

Trump sure keeps touting it though. Trump gets his news from Fox were they never talk about the damage it has caused. Trump must not have heard of vaers.

PDQ
PDQ

Hair of the dog is a time-tested remedy.

MacPepper
MacPepper

Look at all the Covid tests.
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John Phoenix
John Phoenix

lol

Guns and Bacon
Guns and Bacon

Who is the lady in the picture above that’s wearing a green dress?

LeskoBrandon
LeskoBrandon

It doesn’t matter. All you need to know is that she is an awful awful person.

Indian Of The Group
Indian Of The Group

Fang Fang!

Guns and Bacon
Guns and Bacon

Thank you. Her smile is funny. High gums and short teeth.

McMaster
McMaster

So hott… for a commie

VioletsRRed
VioletsRRed

We can’t sll be perfect, like you?!?

John Nunya
John Nunya

I believe that’s a medical talking head from CNN, formerly known as a representative of Planned Parenthood.
You know. Adolph Eichman.

Vic
Vic

Leanna Wen, the Dr that was in the hospital for all the (fake) Boston Bombing victims. Member of the CFR, Atlantic Council and contributor to CNN.

WRA13
WRA13

She is Sum Dum Fuk, an egg roll roller at Long Dong Wong’s Chop Suey House.

Stilla Trumper
Stilla Trumper

LMBO!!

Kevin Thomas
Kevin Thomas

That just proves that beer is good for just about anything.

Theymustbemorons
Theymustbemorons

Thanks for a good laugh! Best medicine!

Occam’s Razor
Occam’s Razor

I think Clara Peller was her great aunt.

President Donald J. Trumper
President Donald J. Trumper

Today she would say, “Where’s the beer?”

Pesky Wabbit
Pesky Wabbit

Told the boss taking a covid test at noon. Will not be back till the next day.

President Donald J. Trumper
President Donald J. Trumper

AFTER you passed it.

steph_gray
steph_gray

Well of course it must be passed. Beer is rented, right?

Occam’s Razor
Occam’s Razor

Mao’s granddaughter.

CS
CS

I had this procedure done on Sunday,ended up with the beer flu. Finally think I’m over it today.

MacPepper
MacPepper

Joe Rogan book her for your show please.

j
j

With age comes wisdom!

SidDavis
SidDavis

The humor in this is that the PCR test was no more effective, except the PCR test always gave false positives instead of the beer test always giving false negatives.

steph_gray
steph_gray

I don’t think it’s false. The important point is whether you can still smell and taste the beer. That’s a bona fide symptom.

Freedom Rocks
Freedom Rocks

I guess now we’re promoting underage drinking for the kiddos! No, t’s medical research!

steph_gray
steph_gray

Beats pericarditis.