Famous last words… Hilarious

Posted by Kane on October 17, 2021 6:50 am

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 Last words before meeting warthog — ‘I wonder if we can pet him’

 

 

 

 

 

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Pops
Pops

Brits “sound” so intelligent with their accent, I guess the pig didn’t understand him, pig spoke Latin!! Ha Ha!

Pops
Pops

But, But, I had both of my shots and a booster!!

Tross
Tross

Wonder how many sutures it took to sew he’s leg back together?

Floyd
Floyd

Is it wrong that I’m still laughing,

Robert R Beck
Robert R Beck

Damned city people are so stupid.

BreakTheMatrix
BreakTheMatrix

So is he a Darwin Award candidate?

Stop_the_steal
Stop_the_steal

What a moron.

leonerrol
leonerrol

And yet another idiot gets due.

Jeff
Jeff

Everything’s fine! Just sing Hakuna Matata and Pumba will be nice to you.

luigi
luigi

One less wanker with a death wish to worry about!

Dreadnought
Dreadnought

🤣

Admiral
Admiral

Now that’s a fkn riot…You just know he’s a libtard.

Brave New World
Brave New World

Tourist?

WhisperinPints
WhisperinPints

A normal person would have been focusing on shot placement before it set hoof on the top step, instead of thinking you’re at a fooking petting zoo.

ono
ono

poke = heart probs
heart probs = impotence
tell me it ain’t so doc

Vaportrail
Vaportrail

Trump had something to do with that attack. We need an investigation.

Silence
Silence

Let me guess. joe biden voter….
FJB

Lorna Smith
Lorna Smith

No common sense left!!!

just saying....
just saying....

the attack had nothing to do with petting, it was just bad weather conditions.

Brant
Brant

Global warming!

JoJo
JoJo

He embraced that hog the way soy boys embrace communism, with the same result.

Harley
Harley

man’s next video – oh look! a hippo! wonder if we can pet him.

Colombian
Colombian

Speaking off asses, this man is the epitome of one, but of course he is an English man don’t you know.

Sidetracksusie
Sidetracksusie

Darwin Award for that bloke.

Hogs are dangerous. All hogs.
I live in a tiny town in the foothills of a mountain range. There are at least three enormous “pet” pigs running about. People are stupid and think it’s cute and fun to see the pigs and they post sightings on the local FB page asking which one is in their yard.
I will sight any that come into my yard through a scope.

Cull the herd
Cull the herd

In my yard in my freezer

TmodelFord
TmodelFord

Domesticated hogs can be dangerous some weigh 600 lb

Nunya Bidness
Nunya Bidness

When I was a kid at the farm mom told me a story about a boy who she went to school with. One day went missing. He was feeding the hogs. All they found were scraps of his jeans in the pen. Pigs are no joke.

DangerRealityAhead
DangerRealityAhead

Note to idiots pigs will eat you. So will dogs and democrats. Protect yourself!

just saying....
just saying....

a mostly peaceful wildlife encounter.

Ref
Ref

Must be a Dem.

America_911
America_911

Notice the gal saw it going sideways. We should listen to our better halves more lol. I have to find one first.

User # 9
User # 9

If the warthog wanted to attack him, he’d have charged him. He didn’t expect to be touched – law of the wild MeToo.

TRUMP WON BY 30 MILION VOTES
TRUMP WON BY 30 MILION VOTES

Help the dumb ass

Joe.The.Quicker.Sniffer
Joe.The.Quicker.Sniffer

Bscon!
Bacon!
Bacon!

baker
baker

We need some Republican senators with some of that meanness.

Joe
Joe

Lol, dumbasses are also promoting vaccine shots…

Bahama me
Bahama me

lol….

Nater
Nater

looks like pork is back on the menu boys!

AtlanticCoast
AtlanticCoast

But he looks so cute! LMAO!!!

Gyorgy Schmartz
Gyorgy Schmartz

Unfortunately, The likes of this idiot represents 50% of the U.S. Population….. Went to school and was taught to hate Capitalism, White People and life in general….Enter, Bill Gates, who discovered a way to mass exterminate these morons without boxcars!!

News Junkie
News Junkie

lol I’m going to say the answer was “No…no, you should NOT try to pet the warthog.”

CFP Fan
CFP Fan

Natural selection..

Lorna Smith
Lorna Smith

definitely not “survival of the fittest”
dumbell

46&2
46&2

Mask wearer.

Tom
Tom

City boy🙂

starman57
starman57

I blame the morons who release video showing themselves wallowing around with, playing, hugging, kissing otherwise wild animals who have been raised completely in captivity.

norm
norm

Corn pop was a bad dude.

Huckleberry
Huckleberry

Let’s pet the piggy.
Best of the day so far.

Huckleberry
Huckleberry

House husband. “Hello boy”.
Warthog. ” Don’t call me boy”.
The truth is stranger than fiction.

Misfit Kid
Misfit Kid

“I wonder if we can pet him?”

“Help me!! HELP!!!”

Sadiecat
Sadiecat

Dumbass!

Stop the VAXX
Stop the VAXX

Crikey!

TDSC
TDSC

One less stupid.

IP Freely
IP Freely

Real man: “can I kill it and eat it?”
Modern house husband: “can I pet it?”

South Texas
South Texas

What a wonderful video. Another idiot gets exactly what he deserved!!!!!!

New York Patriot
New York Patriot

“Help me… it’s eating me.”

hunterme
hunterme

Perfecti illustration of the jabbed in America “I wonder if we can pet him”

If you can’t see the parallels , your not paying attention

Zman
Zman

I’m sure he was first in line to get the “vaccine”.

Easter Lily
Easter Lily

OK, this really should come with a warning to swallow your coffee BEFORE watching!
I laughed and laughed. I think the crunching sound was the best.
Science is real, asshole.
Let’s Go Brandon!

McLovin
McLovin

“Help me, help” LMAO !!

Lets pet the warthog honey....
Lets pet the warthog honey....

Thats like trying to pet a rattlesnake.

Carlos
Carlos

This might be worse. The rattle snake might strike, miss and squirm away. This creature is vicious and will keep coming when antagonized…

Lets pet the warthog honey....
Lets pet the warthog honey....

I picked up a chipmunk once.

Thought it was cute.

Once and only once.

Had to pry his little jaws open to remove

his upper and lower teeth from my hand.

Sure go ahead… pet the WARTHOG!!!

LMAO !!!!

Just some guy
Just some guy

Whoops. Guess that tail wagging thing doesn’t only apply to cats…

Grey Ghost
Grey Ghost

The warthog was happy, time to eat!

The Far Side
The Far Side

The late, great Peter Sellers…

choclate lover
choclate lover

FUNNY!!
Reminded me of this. “…how I relax”

PatriotX
PatriotX

Poor dog.. ☹️

Harry Back
Harry Back

Shades of Timothy Treadwell. I listened to that audio recording before it was scrubbed from the internet. At the end he was screaming “hit it (the grizzly) with a frying pan.”.

USMC-RTRB-1071
USMC-RTRB-1071

It was at that moment that Jim knew that it was going to go bad.
“I jus wanted to pet the piggy. Keeping it real went wrong bro.”
What do you say Rick James
“Cocaine is a helluva drug.”