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Last words before meeting warthog — ‘I wonder if we can pet him’
Brits “sound” so intelligent with their accent, I guess the pig didn’t understand him, pig spoke Latin!! Ha Ha!
But, But, I had both of my shots and a booster!!
Wonder how many sutures it took to sew he’s leg back together?
Is it wrong that I’m still laughing,
Damned city people are so stupid.
So is he a Darwin Award candidate?
What a moron.
And yet another idiot gets due.
Everything’s fine! Just sing Hakuna Matata and Pumba will be nice to you.
One less wanker with a death wish to worry about!
Now that’s a fkn riot…You just know he’s a libtard.
A normal person would have been focusing on shot placement before it set hoof on the top step, instead of thinking you’re at a fooking petting zoo.
poke = heart probs
heart probs = impotence
tell me it ain’t so doc
Trump had something to do with that attack. We need an investigation.
Let me guess. joe biden voter….
No common sense left!!!
the attack had nothing to do with petting, it was just bad weather conditions.
He embraced that hog the way soy boys embrace communism, with the same result.
man’s next video – oh look! a hippo! wonder if we can pet him.
Speaking off asses, this man is the epitome of one, but of course he is an English man don’t you know.
Darwin Award for that bloke.
Hogs are dangerous. All hogs.
I live in a tiny town in the foothills of a mountain range. There are at least three enormous “pet” pigs running about. People are stupid and think it’s cute and fun to see the pigs and they post sightings on the local FB page asking which one is in their yard.
I will sight any that come into my yard through a scope.
In my yard in my freezer
Domesticated hogs can be dangerous some weigh 600 lb
When I was a kid at the farm mom told me a story about a boy who she went to school with. One day went missing. He was feeding the hogs. All they found were scraps of his jeans in the pen. Pigs are no joke.
Note to idiots pigs will eat you. So will dogs and democrats. Protect yourself!
a mostly peaceful wildlife encounter.
Must be a Dem.
Notice the gal saw it going sideways. We should listen to our better halves more lol. I have to find one first.
If the warthog wanted to attack him, he’d have charged him. He didn’t expect to be touched – law of the wild MeToo.
Help the dumb ass
We need some Republican senators with some of that meanness.
Lol, dumbasses are also promoting vaccine shots…
looks like pork is back on the menu boys!
But he looks so cute! LMAO!!!
Unfortunately, The likes of this idiot represents 50% of the U.S. Population….. Went to school and was taught to hate Capitalism, White People and life in general….Enter, Bill Gates, who discovered a way to mass exterminate these morons without boxcars!!
lol I’m going to say the answer was “No…no, you should NOT try to pet the warthog.”
definitely not “survival of the fittest”
I blame the morons who release video showing themselves wallowing around with, playing, hugging, kissing otherwise wild animals who have been raised completely in captivity.
Corn pop was a bad dude.
Let’s pet the piggy.
Best of the day so far.
House husband. “Hello boy”.
Warthog. ” Don’t call me boy”.
The truth is stranger than fiction.
“I wonder if we can pet him?”
“Help me!! HELP!!!”
One less stupid.
Real man: “can I kill it and eat it?”
Modern house husband: “can I pet it?”
What a wonderful video. Another idiot gets exactly what he deserved!!!!!!
“Help me… it’s eating me.”
Perfecti illustration of the jabbed in America “I wonder if we can pet him”
If you can’t see the parallels , your not paying attention
I’m sure he was first in line to get the “vaccine”.
OK, this really should come with a warning to swallow your coffee BEFORE watching!
I laughed and laughed. I think the crunching sound was the best.
Science is real, asshole.
Let’s Go Brandon!
“Help me, help” LMAO !!
Thats like trying to pet a rattlesnake.
This might be worse. The rattle snake might strike, miss and squirm away. This creature is vicious and will keep coming when antagonized…
I picked up a chipmunk once.
Thought it was cute.
Once and only once.
Had to pry his little jaws open to remove
his upper and lower teeth from my hand.
Sure go ahead… pet the WARTHOG!!!
Whoops. Guess that tail wagging thing doesn’t only apply to cats…
The warthog was happy, time to eat!
The late, great Peter Sellers…
Reminded me of this. “…how I relax”
Poor dog.. ☹️
Shades of Timothy Treadwell. I listened to that audio recording before it was scrubbed from the internet. At the end he was screaming “hit it (the grizzly) with a frying pan.”.
It was at that moment that Jim knew that it was going to go bad.
“I jus wanted to pet the piggy. Keeping it real went wrong bro.”
What do you say Rick James
“Cocaine is a helluva drug.”
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