Folks, we have the best Covid comedians…

Posted by Kane on September 15, 2021 2:59 am

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Sugar
Sugar

Hilarious! We can’t lose our sense of humor, and it may help someone see the light.

WoodChuck
WoodChuck

SO FUNNY!!!!

unap0l0getic
unap0l0getic

I want to tell a covid joke, but 99.974% of people wouldnt get it.

Atlas Shrugged
Atlas Shrugged

I was out in the rain and even though I was wearing a slicker and using an umbrella I still got wet because other people weren’t using them – vaccines work the same way. ;-)

ofsoundmind
ofsoundmind

The chronically gullible and laughably naive will never get the similarity. lol

Never give up
Never give up

Showing the world how stupid it is to believe if we all don’t get vaccinated, the other people’s won’t work; is purely genius I shared this video because you ladies great

John Graham
John Graham

I take so many vitamins and minerals that I have transformed into Talos the Bronze Man.

Hugh
Hugh

Everyone needs to get an abortion or else the one my mom got won’t work

Auntie Anxiety
Auntie Anxiety

Okay, I’m doing my part! 😂 I’m taking my vitamins everyday. Especially C, D, and Zinc with Quercetin. 😉

flatBroke
flatBroke

Quercetin… that’s a new one for me. I’m taking C, D, Zinc and elderberry.

Baron von Cheeseburger
Baron von Cheeseburger

It’s the end of the day and I needed something like that.

Swamp 🦊
Swamp 🦊

🤣👍

Never give up
Never give up

Okay you are adorable and funny. You made me laugh out loud
Thank you I needed that!

KM
KM

I would be the girl on the left of that vid. I just have a hard time understanding the way the brainwashed think.

Dolph
Dolph

Uh, they DO NOT think, they just replay their programming!!

sierragal
sierragal

Both my husband and I cracked up!

Biden is a Kunt with a capital "K"
Biden is a Kunt with a capital "K"

I laughed out loud. Extremely talented actress. She should be famous soon.

John
John

I keep coming back to this video…classic!!!!

Music Man
Music Man

Are there really sheeple that believe this?

Eagleray
Eagleray

Democrats believe everything on the TV. Just like Ron Burgandy will read ANYTHING on the teleprompter they will believe ANYTHING on the MSM

Bigkahuna9
Bigkahuna9

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

fjore
fjore

Shayke
Shayke

If you don’t drink I can’t get drunk. Please be responsible and drink responsibly so I can get drunk. That’s what they mean when they say drink responsibly. Remember, we are all in this together.

Swamp 🦊
Swamp 🦊

How’d you like that bourbon? Had a little tonight and hope it helped….you. 👍🤣🇺🇸

jollyroger
jollyroger

I wonder what George Carlin would be saying right now?

Chris
Chris

Oh boy!

Gashouse Guerrilla
Gashouse Guerrilla

Dig me up.

mskac
mskac

There’s a club and YOU AIN’T IN IT.

wasntme
wasntme

I told ya so.

Bigkahuna9
Bigkahuna9

I died of covid bitch… 15 – 20 years ago?

A.
A.

My new favorite internet star!

FDhdhddfdddffdfdfxfd
FDhdhddfdddffdfdfxfd

I never wear masks Here in New Mexico ! I feel like a real man ! These men nowadays aren’t real men

Johnny Quester
Johnny Quester

Heck, I don’t wear underwear either. I’m a free bird.

Pilot Terry
Pilot Terry

Put your bra back on an act like a lady . You will be fine .

Eric E. Willison
Eric E. Willison

Great stuff.

Go where the funny is, America.

Oh, and Trump won.

Bob
Bob

Ban masks!
A girl wearing a mask comes into subway full of unmasked people. The only person coughing and sneezing is the lady wearing a mask.
Masks are unhealthy and make you sick.

Old Crow
Old Crow

Forgot you must wear a mask too so I don’t catch it!!!

zulu (Rolling on the floor !)
zulu (Rolling on the floor !)

I’ve been telling anyone who will listen that this is like the invasion of the body snatchers
The deep state are all aliens and the Covid Vaccine is really,…………
meat tenderizer. Thats right. The aliens want to eat us but only if we are coated inside with graphene oxide nano particles.
I know… too much time in my own basement.
Crazy Right !!!

Doogie Hauser
Doogie Hauser

Normally I’d call psych services on you, but not after where we are right now.

Tennessee
Tennessee

Lol

Tg
Tg

No crazier than anything else right now

Nash Edit
Nash Edit

That’s what they say…. as they lead you away…
& they’re coming to take us away, aha, they’re coming to take us away!

Humus B. Chitinme
Humus B. Chitinme

Those little men in white ha ha hee he

Dumbkirk
Dumbkirk

Oh that’s good. Annnnd… Sending to everyone.

FireBrand
FireBrand

Thanks for the laugh, Kane! I, for one, appreciate the open forum you provide for people to vent their frustrations about the clown world we find ourselves living in, and the extremely hard work and many hours you put into this effort. Thanks again, and keep up the great work!

Battleaxe
Battleaxe

LOL! Thats great!

Joshua
Joshua

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 BWAHAHA ….. BWHAHAHAHAHAHA…..BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Tennessee
Tennessee

Hey y’all I just made 1,000,000 last month I Ana goner tell you jack how I did it?

Kristin
Kristin

🤣

zulu (Rolling on the floor !)
zulu (Rolling on the floor !)

Now thats funny !!!!! Thanks !!!!

Tennessee
Tennessee

Tks all

Shady Dave
Shady Dave

I make nearly a billion a month. Send me 10 bucks and I’ll tell you exactly how I do it.

John
John

Ten spot’s in the mail.

alpha omega
alpha omega

… and BTW I need 100 million
people to send in that $10 …
just sayin’ …

Pilot Terry
Pilot Terry

You keep doing that you gonna catch something that will rot your genitals off . Ain’t worth the money .

zulu
zulu

Ha !!!! LMAO !!!! The above quote is what Biden said the other day!!!

Ya just cant make this stuff up any better than the truth. Its stranger than fiction now.

lol

desicant
desicant

The edudoctrinators have been successful. Our populace is now dumbed down enough to accept incomprehensible garbling as truth and incompetent bureaucrats as experts. And BTW ladies, I still have a brain and untainted semen. Just sayin,,,,,

Catalina
Catalina

Sad that we’ve reached the point that “untainted semen” is a legitimate come on, LOL

Old Crow
Old Crow

Can I get a reversal?

Chucknorisisafraidofme
Chucknorisisafraidofme

Graphene oxide causes a permanent salute.

John
John

Wanna bet Biden doesn’t “get it?”

Watergeek
Watergeek

She’s right…vitamins are now vaccines under the new FDA definition since they stimulate the immune system.

Sugar
Sugar

😳

To Die Is Gain
To Die Is Gain

Ok…I just watched that FOUR times. It’s brilliant! Maybe, just maybe it’s the type of thing that can snap a few sleepy people awake 🤜🏻🤛🏽

schmuck
schmuck

She is funny. I bought that hook, line and sinker very funny!

Donny D. (On the Backup)
Donny D. (On the Backup)

Same here! I was waiting for the crazy eyes, the screaming, and the camera shake to begin. Well played.

Tennessee
Tennessee

Funniest people on the planet.. CFP people😃

Mike
Mike

The morbidly obese are dying off. Hopefully when the last one goes we can end this “covid” nightmare.

Tennessee
Tennessee

You are a horrible human being, but funny as hell

D-NoMoray
D-NoMoray

Woka-Cola will go out of business if people start worrying about their weight.

There are worse things, huh?

schmuck
schmuck

When the last time you got on the scale Jack ass

Tennessee
Tennessee

Easy francis🤔

zulu (Rolling on the floor !)
zulu (Rolling on the floor !)

schmuck…. You are going full retard. Never go full retard Man.
That is quite a name you picked for yourself there schmuck.

Tennessee
Tennessee

Baaaaaa

John
John

Please, let me vote “for” the Newsome recall, tomorrow, before you kill me off….please!!!!

JBrickley
JBrickley

Yeah, and Type II Diabetes will be eliminated. Whoo Hoo! Hey, everyone quotes Sweden’s pandemic numbers. Anyone know what the obesity rate in Sweden is?

Sweden Men 15.5% Women 14.4%
https://data.worldobesity.org/country/sweden-207/

USA Men 48.9% Women 52.8%
https://data.worldobesity.org/country/united-states-227/

Yes, the #1 comorbidity with COVID-19 SARS-CoV-2 is OBESITY! The media doesn’t want people to know that but it’s very true. If you are severely overweight you are at great risk of death from the virus. Most of the young who died were morbidly obese with no other health issues. The rest were those with a compromised immune system, cancer and other severe health issues or they were old with multiple severe health issues.

Chucknorisisafraidofme
Chucknorisisafraidofme

Men 8.9 percent. The other forty identify as table muscle.

jollyroger
jollyroger

Just consider how healthy America will become.
Sometimes you can’t tell how healthy or sick someone is by looking at them.
I knew someone who was a year or two older than me when I graduated from High school. He bought a brand new Plymouth Superbird/ 440-6 pack and that thing could melt tires. A couple years later he was totally blind and could no longer drive, A few years later he was gone.
I never knew.

Gashouse Guerrilla
Gashouse Guerrilla

There should be billions dedicated to a fat vax, funded by a vax tax, and everyone should be forced to take it, causing fat vax heart attacks.

Sugar
Sugar

They generate alot of revenue for big pharma. Cash cow.