Hilarious Vaccine PSA…

Posted by Kane on October 11, 2021 1:02 am

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Life jackets required — Covid Vaccine Metaphor

 

 

 

 

 

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Freedom Isn't Free
Freedom Isn't Free

from youtube comment.

“The only scene missing was a pool filled with elite’s not wearing their life jackets.”

Crn
Crn

Mask do work they completely wiped out all cases of the seasonal flu last year, it no longer exsist.

Diane Labbé
Diane Labbé

True. I had 1 or 2 sore throat every year, because of people coughing in my face. It is completely gone.

PapaB
PapaB

Flu was counted as covid. It didn’t go anywhere.

Fred the Head
Fred the Head

Every death was counted as COVID.

True Texas
True Texas

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tuber
Tuber

Why are they still giving flu shots then?

The Solution is Simple
The Solution is Simple

One word that solves every major current problem while simultaneously revealing massive guilt and crimes against humanity:

Ivermectin

Q-dog
Q-dog

This would be even better if the life jacket was self inflating and squeezed about 10% of users necks causing death or brain injuries.

‘mericanpatriot
‘mericanpatriot

Wow, good point

True Texas
True Texas

Yes!

Fjb
Fjb

It is called a Mae West

Chaz
Chaz

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..Nailed it….

donduzit
donduzit

Swimming is for fish, there is no fish covid YET

TPQ1980
TPQ1980

The tongue flick after “show me your papers” was perfect.

ofsoundmind
ofsoundmind

Accurate display.

Ladies First
Ladies First

Has anyone seen the before and after DNA test results on people that have gotten the Covid-19 vaccine yet? (Before vaxx- After vaxx)

1984 nope
1984 nope

Excelllllent!

Jack Stapleton
Jack Stapleton

That was funny but shouldn’t he have just put the I will not comply hat on and never put the life jacket on? He still complied by putting the life jacket on so…

Say what you think
Say what you think

Great analogy

Not Sure
Not Sure

Yep our reality is that insane.

robert
robert

Towel Guy definitely has Neanderthal ancestors. Man – he’s the spitin’ image of Neanderthal recreations.

Enough is enough
Enough is enough

😆👏👏👏👏👏

Vax Attack
Vax Attack

This was well done.

RussianBot
RussianBot

going to wear my life jacket all day now

B4me
B4me

Same guy as all characters?

Karen Neall
Karen Neall

JP Sears, satirical comedian has a YT channel. He is an awesome blessing. Keeps me sane. 😊💯

Gropey Joe and his magic sniffer
Gropey Joe and his magic sniffer

Been watching him for years now.

equal_opportunity_offender
equal_opportunity_offender

The “Covid Vaccine” – The only product in history whose failure is blamed on those that didn’t use it.

Anna
Anna

Brill

steph_gray
steph_gray

They tried to do the same with ObamaCare, though that’s a service.

True Texas
True Texas

Stealing this!!! Great post

G*dGiven Immunity
G*dGiven Immunity

The only thing to add for the next one is all the politicians sitting in the pool without life jackets on.

chessgal
chessgal

Good call.

Eat Shiite and Live, traitor
Eat Shiite and Live, traitor

Thro the politicians in with straight jackets on

Gropey Joe and his magic sniffer
Gropey Joe and his magic sniffer

Or show them not wearing them and scrambling to put them on when the camera pans to them.

Pesky Wabbit
Pesky Wabbit

One one that deflates when you really need one in the ocean on a windy day.

G*dGiven Immunity
G*dGiven Immunity

One of the best videos on all things “water safety” I’ve seen since the mass delusion began.

mik
mik

That about sums up this criminal Adolph Fauci

All Man Brother
All Man Brother

Pretty good

john knox
john knox

That was hilarious…didn’t watch past the skit, though.

“…bottle of water was found in the car, counts as a water death.”

I fell out of my chair laughing…so funny because it is so true. Perfectly captures the utter lunacy of the left AND the rinos that won’t stand up to the fascists.

Hey Fauci- Ha, ha, charade you are.
Hey Fauci- Ha, ha, charade you are.

“….you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry.” ‘Pigs’ by Pink Floyd. Scary libs.

petrichor
petrichor

Nice body!

Daisy Cutter MOAB
Daisy Cutter MOAB

Yes, the sex change appears to have been successful … 👍

SMC
SMC

I know folks have got to find a way to make money off their videos but, the minute long infomercial at the end is kind of a put off.

Darcy
Darcy

It’s at the end. You don’t actually have to watch it.

Tina
Tina

I’m sorry you did not understand it.

REBtexas
REBtexas

More like brilliant marketing.

chessgal
chessgal

What infomercial? The thing at the end I did not watch?

I think I will decide for myself what my body laughs at (this was hilarious) or if I will be at all annoyed by this guy doing a little selling AT THE END.

Never give up
Never give up

This guy’s very entertaining all while supporting our side. It takes time, thought, energy and more for him to make this happen. I appreciate everything he’s trying to accomplish he just gets better all the time. I’m certainly ok with him trying to earn money with selling products.

JustGram
JustGram

That may be the best yet….

Dr. Kevin
Dr. Kevin

I’d love to send this to all of my liberal friends because (1) it’s funny, and (2) it presents my side of the “argument” in a very clear and entertaining way. Unfortunately, none of them could watch this without flipping out and calling me a “Nazi” or a “Racist” or an “anti-vaxxer.” The age of reason and civil exchange of ideas is unfortunately over.

We're surrounded by morons
We're surrounded by morons

And your friends with those people?

Ironic Heathen
Ironic Heathen

Human existence is more complicated than the issues from which our conflicts grow.

Shady Dave
Shady Dave

No, life is actually quite simple when you allow it to be so. That’s because the truth is basic. Deception is complicated. Einstein said it best – “Everything that is brilliant, is simple”.

motivated ruger usmc
motivated ruger usmc

I have several individuals with whom I have been friends for many, MANY years before any of this crap started. They know I am a died-in-the-wool conservative and I’m aware of their liberal bent. We have other things in common – equine and rottweiler rescue for starters, which has nothing to do with politics.
I have told these individuals that I’m sorry that they can’t see the error of their ways and then we get back to work helping animals that have been abused.
We don’t call each other names or say hateful things. They know what I think of Biden, the ‘vaxx’ and masks and I know what they think of President Trump. They are vaxxed and wear masks but don’t ask me to wear one.
I’m so glad we can be civil about all these things.

Swamp 🦊
Swamp 🦊

I sent it to them, they won’t respond, and will likely pretend they didn’t watch.

john knox
john knox

When they support fascism and oppression, time to reassess your friendships.

Insert Name Here
Insert Name Here

Send it to them with a caption,
Yes, we are laughing at you

Flayer1
Flayer1

Send it to Fauci.

sasha
sasha

A true friend is someone that RESPECTS you enough to always be someone you can rely on when times are tough. They might criticise but they will never personally insult you. Anybody that throws around hateful speech to insult you over a youtube video does not respect you and never will, and is not a friend.

Trima
Trima

I have one like that…we respect the opinion of the other even tho we don’t agree. We have very lively discussions…and she’s been a friend for over 50 years. She always asks me “where do you get your information”? I tell her but she is more comfortable where she is.

Shady Dave
Shady Dave

You’re friends with people who flip out and call you names? Wow. Sounds like you’re part of the problem. It’s called enabling. Fook those dikheds.

Grandma Bluehair
Grandma Bluehair

Who cares what they ‘call’ you! Racist the liberals are, Nazi they don’t get what that is and ‘anti-vaxxer’ I would just say ‘you certainly nailed that one’!

Sig
Sig

JP’s door-to-door vaccination program’s even scarier: https://youtu.be/k29PCOFXSKc

chessgal
chessgal

Whatever happened to the door-to-door coercion program Biden and others were pushing?

Also, would like to know what has happened to Dr. Jill; who seems to have disappeared all of a sudden like.

Mari the Deplorable
Mari the Deplorable

Died from drowning is a head on collision… Sounds about right for the Covidians.

auz2
auz2

like branch covidians?

Deplorable too
Deplorable too

The Vax Covidians – I like it the sound of it.

Zero Due Diligence(1-6-21)
Zero Due Diligence(1-6-21)

Big Pharma doesn’t sell life jackets.

Sun King
Sun King

They sell the type found under airplane seats that never saved a single human being in over 70 years of requiring them.

Ironic Heathen
Ironic Heathen

Allegory and metaphor are not your strong suits, are they.

Ironic Heathen
Ironic Heathen

They’re not actually life jackets, according to the strictest sense of the term. They are bags of chemicals that react when exposed to water and release gases which stimulate the “floatation response.” “The science” says they’re just as good or better than the “traditional life jacket” which is made of naturally buoyant material.

:D

michaelmichael
michaelmichael

I can think of some people in high places in Australia that should be persuaded to watch this.

Ironic Heathen
Ironic Heathen

You cannot reason someone out of something into which they did not reason themselves. Also:

“It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it!”
— Upton Sinclair

MikeT
MikeT

JP is great….his youtube channel is awesome…. search for ‘Awaken with JP’

Jo Mama
Jo Mama

I been subscribed to him for a couple years

Edo Tokyo
Edo Tokyo

Too funny, he hits everything absurd about Covid, the shots, & petty tyrant talking points.

auz2
auz2

as in Carlos Castaneda?

Occam's Disposable Razor
Occam's Disposable Razor

Globo-leftist narratives are absurd to begin with this just highlights the absurdity.very well done…do you think the death/fear cult will really be persuaded by reason/logic??

Worm
Worm

To be persuaded is to admit you may have something terribly wrong permanently.

Ironic Heathen
Ironic Heathen

Probably not. On the other hand, people who are beginning to doubt the “death/fear cult” may be pushed over into actual opposition if they see the “death/fear cult” ridiculed for the absurdity that it is.

BaldW
BaldW

What’s happening around the world and here at home right now is even worse than portrayed in the video. It’s pure madness.

Ironic Heathen
Ironic Heathen

Read Lloyd deMause: “The Origins of War in Child Abuse.” Most people do not consider the actual nature and details of the conflict: they simply pick a side they perceive as flattering to their own fragile sense of identity. Most people caught up in conflicts are merely trying subconsciously to prove to themselves and their parents and ancestors that they are one of the “good children” and offering as evidence of this their willingness or eagerness to punish the enemy “bad children” upon whom they have projected their own guilts, shames, angers, and fears.

Christina
Christina

For all those who missed English classes while out hating America and perpetrating “mostly peaceful protests” against everybody but yourselves, a metphaor is “an object, activity, or idea that is used as a symbol of something else” (Mirriam-Webster Online).

Brilliant, JP!

Christina
Christina

oops: metaphor

Libby
Libby

Be careful … Mirriam-Webster has been caught changing the meaning of words to comply with the insanity that they too are pushing.

I have an old written in type on paper Dictionary that has the inability to change with the ease of a minor coding prompt by someone who may not even know how to spell a word, let alone it’s actual meaning.

Bob
Bob

YOU HAVE A BOOK!? Shame on you.

exnavynuke
exnavynuke

Burn it, BURN IT!

wildman93
wildman93

Not sure if lefties like AOC will get the point…………………

Ironic Heathen
Ironic Heathen

Who cares? Alexandria Occasional Cortex is not important. It’s the people who are open to reason who are important.

WhisperinPints
WhisperinPints

I watched one of his pieces a while back and didn’t care for it, so I didn’t watch any more of his stuff. I decided to watch this and it truly is hilarious. Share worthy.

PghDon
PghDon

So many perfect analogies to the virus yet it can’t be banned for being anti-vax – it is only anti-lifejacket!

God Fearing
God Fearing

If these vaxxers only understood how stupid they sound.
Unfortunately, they will never get it.

BaldW
BaldW

It’s not that they don’t understand. They do. They know what they are saying. They are evil, and they are doing it purposefully.

Darcy
Darcy

It’s both. Some are evil, most are stupid and evil.

Ed
Ed

JP for president! Please don’t turn into a leftist once the $$$ offers start rolling in!

Mark
Mark

Probably your best one ever.

Ceecee
Ceecee

So crazy it makes perfect sense!

NikkiG
NikkiG

Hilarious! Sadly this is exactly how the other side thinks.

Sandy
Sandy

And it’s costing a whole lot of people their jobs.
And no unemployment to show how many are really saying “no thank you.”
Even though they paid for that insurance the whole time they were working…

WokeTard
WokeTard

Nice!

Livininrome
Livininrome

JP nails it again!!

Kristin
Kristin

Love JP!! Hilarious!!

Dusty Roads
Dusty Roads

Very clever

Fannie
Fannie

This is soooo good! This needs to go viral 😂

MadDog🐶
MadDog🐶

It’s the Mark of the Beast

Mike
Mike

If it’s the mark of the beast that means that there is an individual who we can identify as the antichrist. Who is it?

Sandy
Sandy

It’s certainly acting like it.

Seeney Koshka
Seeney Koshka

No, not yet. But I do believe this is a dry run for it.

smv
smv

Love our tribe❤️😄LMAO