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Life jackets required — Covid Vaccine Metaphor
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“The only scene missing was a pool filled with elite’s not wearing their life jackets.”
Mask do work they completely wiped out all cases of the seasonal flu last year, it no longer exsist.
True. I had 1 or 2 sore throat every year, because of people coughing in my face. It is completely gone.
Flu was counted as covid. It didn’t go anywhere.
Every death was counted as COVID.
Why are they still giving flu shots then?
One word that solves every major current problem while simultaneously revealing massive guilt and crimes against humanity:
This would be even better if the life jacket was self inflating and squeezed about 10% of users necks causing death or brain injuries.
Wow, good point
It is called a Mae West
Swimming is for fish, there is no fish covid YET
The tongue flick after “show me your papers” was perfect.
Has anyone seen the before and after DNA test results on people that have gotten the Covid-19 vaccine yet? (Before vaxx- After vaxx)
That was funny but shouldn’t he have just put the I will not comply hat on and never put the life jacket on? He still complied by putting the life jacket on so…
Yep our reality is that insane.
Towel Guy definitely has Neanderthal ancestors. Man – he’s the spitin’ image of Neanderthal recreations.
This was well done.
going to wear my life jacket all day now
Same guy as all characters?
JP Sears, satirical comedian has a YT channel. He is an awesome blessing. Keeps me sane. 😊💯
Been watching him for years now.
The “Covid Vaccine” – The only product in history whose failure is blamed on those that didn’t use it.
They tried to do the same with ObamaCare, though that’s a service.
Stealing this!!! Great post
The only thing to add for the next one is all the politicians sitting in the pool without life jackets on.
Thro the politicians in with straight jackets on
Or show them not wearing them and scrambling to put them on when the camera pans to them.
One one that deflates when you really need one in the ocean on a windy day.
One of the best videos on all things “water safety” I’ve seen since the mass delusion began.
That about sums up this criminal Adolph Fauci
That was hilarious…didn’t watch past the skit, though.
“…bottle of water was found in the car, counts as a water death.”
I fell out of my chair laughing…so funny because it is so true. Perfectly captures the utter lunacy of the left AND the rinos that won’t stand up to the fascists.
“….you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry.” ‘Pigs’ by Pink Floyd. Scary libs.
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I know folks have got to find a way to make money off their videos but, the minute long infomercial at the end is kind of a put off.
It’s at the end. You don’t actually have to watch it.
I’m sorry you did not understand it.
More like brilliant marketing.
What infomercial? The thing at the end I did not watch?
I think I will decide for myself what my body laughs at (this was hilarious) or if I will be at all annoyed by this guy doing a little selling AT THE END.
This guy’s very entertaining all while supporting our side. It takes time, thought, energy and more for him to make this happen. I appreciate everything he’s trying to accomplish he just gets better all the time. I’m certainly ok with him trying to earn money with selling products.
That may be the best yet….
I’d love to send this to all of my liberal friends because (1) it’s funny, and (2) it presents my side of the “argument” in a very clear and entertaining way. Unfortunately, none of them could watch this without flipping out and calling me a “Nazi” or a “Racist” or an “anti-vaxxer.” The age of reason and civil exchange of ideas is unfortunately over.
And your friends with those people?
Human existence is more complicated than the issues from which our conflicts grow.
No, life is actually quite simple when you allow it to be so. That’s because the truth is basic. Deception is complicated. Einstein said it best – “Everything that is brilliant, is simple”.
I have several individuals with whom I have been friends for many, MANY years before any of this crap started. They know I am a died-in-the-wool conservative and I’m aware of their liberal bent. We have other things in common – equine and rottweiler rescue for starters, which has nothing to do with politics.
I have told these individuals that I’m sorry that they can’t see the error of their ways and then we get back to work helping animals that have been abused.
We don’t call each other names or say hateful things. They know what I think of Biden, the ‘vaxx’ and masks and I know what they think of President Trump. They are vaxxed and wear masks but don’t ask me to wear one.
I’m so glad we can be civil about all these things.
I sent it to them, they won’t respond, and will likely pretend they didn’t watch.
When they support fascism and oppression, time to reassess your friendships.
Send it to them with a caption,
Yes, we are laughing at you
Send it to Fauci.
A true friend is someone that RESPECTS you enough to always be someone you can rely on when times are tough. They might criticise but they will never personally insult you. Anybody that throws around hateful speech to insult you over a youtube video does not respect you and never will, and is not a friend.
I have one like that…we respect the opinion of the other even tho we don’t agree. We have very lively discussions…and she’s been a friend for over 50 years. She always asks me “where do you get your information”? I tell her but she is more comfortable where she is.
You’re friends with people who flip out and call you names? Wow. Sounds like you’re part of the problem. It’s called enabling. Fook those dikheds.
Who cares what they ‘call’ you! Racist the liberals are, Nazi they don’t get what that is and ‘anti-vaxxer’ I would just say ‘you certainly nailed that one’!
JP’s door-to-door vaccination program’s even scarier: https://youtu.be/k29PCOFXSKc
Whatever happened to the door-to-door coercion program Biden and others were pushing?
Also, would like to know what has happened to Dr. Jill; who seems to have disappeared all of a sudden like.
Died from drowning is a head on collision… Sounds about right for the Covidians.
like branch covidians?
The Vax Covidians – I like it the sound of it.
Big Pharma doesn’t sell life jackets.
They sell the type found under airplane seats that never saved a single human being in over 70 years of requiring them.
Allegory and metaphor are not your strong suits, are they.
They’re not actually life jackets, according to the strictest sense of the term. They are bags of chemicals that react when exposed to water and release gases which stimulate the “floatation response.” “The science” says they’re just as good or better than the “traditional life jacket” which is made of naturally buoyant material.
I can think of some people in high places in Australia that should be persuaded to watch this.
You cannot reason someone out of something into which they did not reason themselves. Also:
“It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it!”
— Upton Sinclair
JP is great….his youtube channel is awesome…. search for ‘Awaken with JP’
I been subscribed to him for a couple years
Too funny, he hits everything absurd about Covid, the shots, & petty tyrant talking points.
as in Carlos Castaneda?
Globo-leftist narratives are absurd to begin with this just highlights the absurdity.very well done…do you think the death/fear cult will really be persuaded by reason/logic??
To be persuaded is to admit you may have something terribly wrong permanently.
Probably not. On the other hand, people who are beginning to doubt the “death/fear cult” may be pushed over into actual opposition if they see the “death/fear cult” ridiculed for the absurdity that it is.
What’s happening around the world and here at home right now is even worse than portrayed in the video. It’s pure madness.
Read Lloyd deMause: “The Origins of War in Child Abuse.” Most people do not consider the actual nature and details of the conflict: they simply pick a side they perceive as flattering to their own fragile sense of identity. Most people caught up in conflicts are merely trying subconsciously to prove to themselves and their parents and ancestors that they are one of the “good children” and offering as evidence of this their willingness or eagerness to punish the enemy “bad children” upon whom they have projected their own guilts, shames, angers, and fears.
For all those who missed English classes while out hating America and perpetrating “mostly peaceful protests” against everybody but yourselves, a metphaor is “an object, activity, or idea that is used as a symbol of something else” (Mirriam-Webster Online).
Be careful … Mirriam-Webster has been caught changing the meaning of words to comply with the insanity that they too are pushing.
I have an old written in type on paper Dictionary that has the inability to change with the ease of a minor coding prompt by someone who may not even know how to spell a word, let alone it’s actual meaning.
YOU HAVE A BOOK!? Shame on you.
Burn it, BURN IT!
Not sure if lefties like AOC will get the point…………………
Who cares? Alexandria Occasional Cortex is not important. It’s the people who are open to reason who are important.
I watched one of his pieces a while back and didn’t care for it, so I didn’t watch any more of his stuff. I decided to watch this and it truly is hilarious. Share worthy.
So many perfect analogies to the virus yet it can’t be banned for being anti-vax – it is only anti-lifejacket!
If these vaxxers only understood how stupid they sound.
Unfortunately, they will never get it.
It’s not that they don’t understand. They do. They know what they are saying. They are evil, and they are doing it purposefully.
It’s both. Some are evil, most are stupid and evil.
JP for president! Please don’t turn into a leftist once the $$$ offers start rolling in!
Probably your best one ever.
So crazy it makes perfect sense!
Hilarious! Sadly this is exactly how the other side thinks.
And it’s costing a whole lot of people their jobs.
And no unemployment to show how many are really saying “no thank you.”
Even though they paid for that insurance the whole time they were working…
JP nails it again!!
Love JP!! Hilarious!!
This is soooo good! This needs to go viral 😂
It’s the Mark of the Beast
If it’s the mark of the beast that means that there is an individual who we can identify as the antichrist. Who is it?
It’s certainly acting like it.
No, not yet. But I do believe this is a dry run for it.
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