Hunter Biden Limited Edition Action Figure – Comes with crack pipe, laptop and Ukranian cash…

Posted by Kane on October 17, 2021 12:21 am

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Comedians Chrissie Mayr and Andy Masterson are the creators.

 

 

 

 

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Paulie JL
Paulie JL

Hooker not included.

Susan stallings
Susan stallings

I want one

mjhhoops
mjhhoops

Where do I get one ???!!!

John W Cook
John W Cook

They need to sell the accessory bath tub.

smith. jane smith
smith. jane smith

No, that’s Trailer Park Barbie. You can get your own.

smith. jane smith
smith. jane smith

I soooo want one…..

Just to give to a certsin Democrat in my life for a Christmas present.

One minute
One minute

Need one for mad scientist biological weapons creator Tony fauci!

One minute
One minute

Excellent white elephant gift for Christmas!

Liz Campbell
Liz Campbell

How do I get one?

RedPilledPatriot
RedPilledPatriot

I want one of those.

Willie
Willie

He’s still walking around free as a bird.

Ignatius J Reilly
Ignatius J Reilly

The big guy shut down the whole transport grid for this reason! Does it come with a 14 year old Caprock ho named Ludmilla?

Ignatius J Reilly
Ignatius J Reilly

Crack ho, Dyac

Boris Gumboot
Boris Gumboot

The perfect Christmas gift.

Tony
Tony

Where are his bimbo call girls? CCP contact? Ukrainian oligarch? Suitcases full of blow and cash?

GLinNY
GLinNY

All sold separately.

smith. jane smith
smith. jane smith

Over and over and OVER again….

billy woods
billy woods

Hat tip to the late/great Norm MacDonald on the Crack Whore references….

yen cross
yen cross

I don’t know what’s making me laugh harder. The action figure, or the hilarious creative comments.

smith. jane smith
smith. jane smith

You’re right.

The comments are a HOOT!

Johnnyo
Johnnyo

Who does he buy his unlawful crack from

Liberty4Ever
Liberty4Ever

Q: Where is Hunter’s illegally purchased revolver?

A: In a brown paper bag, in a grocery store trash can.

smith. jane smith
smith. jane smith

He was supposed to leave the gun and take the cannoli crack….

Old school
Old school

Pre corn holed by the CCP !! Self destruct
button sold separately . ….. 8646

Deplorabus Unum
Deplorabus Unum

I would buy a couple for friends, for Christmas unfortunately supply chain issues would make delivery 2 yrs hence! Trump WON! BIGLY! MAGA🇺🇸

Jack of all trades
Jack of all trades

The $hit stained underwear made me laugh out loud!! 😆

TDSC
TDSC

They missed the tortured child.

Tinnitus,?..,no,everydayus
Tinnitus,?..,no,everydayus

If these were massed produced and put in Walmart they would sell out in one day ,you could order additional accessories like stripper crack whore Barbie ,crack dealer ken ,etc…

Tony
Tony

Multiple bimbo dolls please

Max Power
Max Power

There needs to be a Biden Harris election thieves edition.

Kathleen
Kathleen

Don’t forget his canvas art masterpieces for $500,000.00🎨Includes water color paints and paper so you too can sell art for millions! ALL MADE IN CHINA BY LITTLE KIDS!

smith. jane smith
smith. jane smith

Made in CHYNA?

I thought you were supposed to make ’em yourself on your kitchen table….

Like Hunter does.

Mark Hartig
Mark Hartig

No condoms?!? Sex without condoms is like living unmasked!!

billy woods
billy woods

Hopefully they offer an upgrade that includes a Crack Whore.

Daniel
Daniel

The kamala Harris doll?

Buck Foe Jiden
Buck Foe Jiden

It would come glued to a bed with the heels in an upward position.

billy woods
billy woods

“Heels up Harris”…….bang your way to the top of the Dem party

Lorenza
Lorenza

Yes that’s it! A natural. follow up. Cumala Hairase.

Tony
Tony

Complete with knee pads…

Luke of the D
Luke of the D

I love Chissie Mayr! She is hilarious, and is a regular on Nerdrotic’s podcast called Friday Night Tights!

BDitman
BDitman

I bought one of these, but the laptop was missing

bjbrtn
bjbrtn

It’s in the shop. You have to pay extra to pick it up.

Tony
Tony

But then your figure gets Hillaried

smith. jane smith
smith. jane smith

I thought HUNTER already PAID!

william
william

I’m sure he will want a commission from all proceeds. and 10% for the big guy.

Bikr Guru
Bikr Guru

Does it come with a pregnant stripper Barbie?

Max Power
Max Power

No, but there are two related spinoff lines.

Planned Parenthood baby organ harvesting team, and ‘Clinton Charity and Haitians’ edition.

King David
King David

F ing PRICELESS 🤣😂

IverMectin
IverMectin

Brilliant! Need to expand the product line to include dead brother, dead brother’s wife, child prostitutes, dementia Joe Biden with his own rubber room and prepubescent girls to sniff and grope, Dr. Jill with her signature fishnet hooker stockings, and kamala with her own bed and selection of high heels.

Goodtimes
Goodtimes

Looks like some Americans don’t take much of the horrible things that are happening too serious. If they have time for folly, fast food and new phones don’t expect them to “rise up” as we keep hearing. They’ve got it so good, why would they?

Silence
Silence

I think there should be several “For Dummies” books included. Can the box be converted into an easel?
FJB

Matt
Matt

I bet they are selling like hot cakes in Delaware and California.

Me
Me

They forgot the (ahem) sex toy.

Kels
Kels

This will fit in nicely in the gender-neutral aisles of the toy stores in Cali

Jose Jimenez
Jose Jimenez

“The smartest guy know” says Joe Biden. This doll is destined for Biden’s future Presidential Library.

WRA13
WRA13

No underage Chinese female “action figure”?

Dreadnought
Dreadnought

Now that’s art

Pesky Wabbit
Pesky Wabbit

Any parmesan cheese? He did say he snorted more cheese than any person alive looking for blow in his carpet.

Alfred
Alfred

Who stole my cheese?

Ironic Heathen
Ironic Heathen

Nobody stole it, Hunter, you know the Big Guy gets ten percent!

Nobody
Nobody

Stealing is bad, mmmkay

smith. jane smith
smith. jane smith

They didn’t stole it, they just moved your cheese.

All the way back to Burisma, in The Ukraine.

wasntme
wasntme

brandon is probably getting royalties

ReRod
ReRod

Does it have the back tattoos?

Billy Sol Estis-cided
Billy Sol Estis-cided

How much extra for a “Hunter ORIGINAL finger painting”?

John Gault
John Gault

Just paint your own and them claim it is a OBiteMe original. Then sell it to some stupid rich lib!!!!

Alec Trevalyan
Alec Trevalyan

I wonder if it’s wearing a pair of the Big Guy’s old skivvies? They would be stained as well.

Matt
Matt

ole Brandon brown stain……Yeah, that’s the ticket.

Wulf Larsen
Wulf Larsen

Fantastic!

True Stories
True Stories

It would be funny if he were locked up in jail with his father, but our installed Resident still roams free, guided at the elbow by his handlers. Total corrupt a**hats. We the American People are supposed the think “that’s just the way it works in DC”, but we’re not having it any more. This is BullSchitt. The DOJ is a JOKE.

We must fight to stop the corruption in DC. It has imperiled our Country.

Jilly Vanilli
Jilly Vanilli

Do they roam free??? Or are we being led to believe that to red-pill more Americans as to just how Communist and corrupt the Uniparty in D.C. has become, and to JUST HOW AWFUL it *would* be if the MSM had gotten Biden legitimately elected??? (Asking for a friend…).

palehorse58
palehorse58

you all missed the best part. he stained his diaper,

ED
ED

Like father like son.

1911_Bandit
1911_Bandit

For a limited time promotion, you get a free painting.

Hallmark
Hallmark

Just include $250,000 for shipping.

Billy Sol Estis-cided
Billy Sol Estis-cided

Ooops, Sorry 1911, I posted my question before I saw that you answered it already!
How much extra for a “Hunter ORIGINAL finger painting”?

ʞɔnɟ joe biden
ʞɔnɟ joe biden

Can you imagine if one of Trump’s son did these things… Front page 24/7..365.. & what’s mind blowing beside the fact that true journalism of reporting is gone is the fact that that are no charges… For anything,,, Not a one!

PrincessBigFoot
PrincessBigFoot

Not cool next

Pure Blood
Pure Blood

What do you mean “not cool”? This is hilarious.

rightwingnutjob
rightwingnutjob

They’re also worth more than his artwork is.

STEVE MICROPENIS GEORGE
STEVE MICROPENIS GEORGE

With bonus buttplug.

Samsquanch
Samsquanch

Hunter wishes he was built that good.

Robert
Robert

A RIOT!!

Koko
Koko

The dumpster, gun and a tiny wedge of Parmesan are all sold separately. Extra soiled Fruit Of The Looms too.

Billy Sol Estis-cided
Billy Sol Estis-cided

Koko, you are killing me this morning!
I’d wear out the “^” button if I could keep voting up!

Daisy Cutter MOAB
Daisy Cutter MOAB

Haha, but the shitstain was abridge too far!

FJB
FJB

That’s what I’m going to get for joe for Christmas!

John Adams
John Adams

Where’s his underage niece? come separately ?

Koko
Koko

You must be eighteen to purchase, however.

1911_Bandit
1911_Bandit

“come separately?”
I see what you did there …

We need Trump
We need Trump

Underage girls always a great gift for the Clinton’s or Bidens,…just see Epstien Island adventures. Or ask anyone that let theirs kids to close to Joe or Hunter, so buy now and get a Get Out Of Jail Free card.

EJ
EJ

No parmesan?

Hunter Pornchild
Hunter Pornchild

Where is the little Chinese girl action figure?

UsefulIdiots
UsefulIdiots

you pay exxtra for that :D

Aerocat
Aerocat

Sold Separately

palehorse58
palehorse58

that’s an accessory that you pay extra for.

3EyesOpen
3EyesOpen

You forgot the lighter, maybe syringe.

Vic
Vic

Just in time for Christmas. I hope they remember 50% goes to the big guy.