Dads are pretty hilarious…

Posted by Kane on June 23, 2022 3:11 am

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Very funny compilation of fathers doing things differently.

 

 


 

 

Paul Harvey on Father’s Day

Happy Father’s Day to CFP Nation

 

 

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sierragal
sierragal

Fabulous! Thanks Kane💗💗

THX 1138
THX 1138

Masculinity has a lighter side. Feminazis, eat your heart out.

Miss Libertas
Miss Libertas

Lesson: BOTH patents are essential; each brings their own unique abilities & parenting style.
Our society needs more fathers to be true dads!

O’l salty
O’l salty

Two things my father told me over and over “ shut up” and “ go get a job” . Some time it was ,” go get a job and shut up .”

Flipper
Flipper

A fond vouce from my youth reminding me even more how great this country is and why we fight for our constituional & God given rights. TY CFP

Jim H
Jim H

It was always a treat to hear Paul Harvey on the radio with ‘The rest of the story’..

rumplestilts
rumplestilts

thanks for the paul harvey addition

Jeff in Oregon
Jeff in Oregon

I am 62 and lucky enough to still have a father to go visit on Father’s Day.

Texan Forever
Texan Forever

I’m 63, I still have mom and dad. 👍

Wings MacNab
Wings MacNab

We are Blessed for the time He gives us with them. I miss mine everyday.

will montana
will montana

you are lucky 65 here dad gone for 24 years and mom gone for 10

william
william

mine is just the reverse of yours mom is 31 years and dad is 21 and i’m 64

Nifty
Nifty

I used the crying trick on all 4 of my kids worked instantly- i would say oh i love your voice..louder please- And it would shut off like a spigot. Overalls/coveralls were perfect for carrying the kids, as well.

Kenny
Kenny

I got to hear from all four of my kids yesterday, and three of the “grands.” I’m loving it!

Lusterfied
Lusterfied

I’ll pass on trimming the hedges with a lawn mower 😅

SwampGhost
SwampGhost

I miss the small versions of my kids –all grown up now.

Doreen
Doreen

Have to admit men are pretty creative.

Angel strangers in the house
Angel strangers in the house

“Have to admit”? Hope it wasn’t too hard; backhanded compliment.

Annie
Annie

Dads just doing their dad job. Being there. That’s most of what it takes. Being there.

Laja Kurc
Laja Kurc

Sweet!

MJ
MJ

Dad’s are the best! Happy Fathers Day!

Baseball1969
Baseball1969

Whoa…hold on….I haven’t seen any dads at all…then again, I only watch Disney 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Gus
Gus

I didn’t understand the shirt in the fridge clip. Can someone ‘splain me, please?

Stubby
Stubby

It was hot in the house

Deplorable Insurrectionist
Deplorable Insurrectionist

umm hot outside, cooled shirt?

Bterclinger
Bterclinger

Cool shirt!

SisterChristian
SisterChristian

I grew up with an attic bedroom in an old farmhouse. No AC to save us in the summer. Parents chilling our bed sheets in the freezer was one of many tricks. 🙂

Reintarnation
Reintarnation

None of us were perfect dads, but we did the best we could. My kids at least knew that their dad had their back if they were in the right about something and there’s a science teacher and principal out there somewhere that wished they’d never heard of me.
A now funny story, but too long to relate here.

Snoggeramus
Snoggeramus

So now is still a good time to start typing? 🙂

bornamilehigh
bornamilehigh

Thank you for your service as a father!!!!!
signed a daugher <3

Irishsmithy
Irishsmithy

Yeah I terrified a few school people who didn’t know how to do their job right. I’m so glad my children are all grown with the woke shit going on I would be in jail!

Evie Teale
Evie Teale

Good job! My husband sent a few school personnel home with giant headaches multiple times! Like another respondent, if he did it today, he’d be in the pokey! Bless the Big Time Dads, I hope the mold isn’t totally broken!

Reintarnation
Reintarnation

Wish I knew about using a kid to clear snow off the car trick.

Corn poop
Corn poop

I guess they couldn’t find any black ones.

Wasp
Wasp

FFS !

jane evans
jane evans

can we please go back?

jayjay
jayjay

Loved the first video. Once had a dad come to pick up his son at school only to be told his son went to a different school the year before, thought that was hilarious.

jayjay
jayjay

And Happy Fathers Dad to all you dad’s!

John Singer
John Singer

A friend of mine used to use a fine mist water spritzer everytime his two year old started screaming, a quick spritz to the face then conceal the spritzer real quick. The kid looked shocked but would stop crying. Everytime he started again another quick spritz to the face. After a while the kid quit screaming unless there was a good reason. Worked great in restaurants. That’s the only place I saw him do it but it worked really well.

Nobody You Know
Nobody You Know

I’m only a step-dad, but at least one of my stepchildren wished me a happy father’s day. Winning, I guess…

jane evans
jane evans

I’m sorry.

Nan Pal
Nan Pal

A little sad.
None of the grandkids called or even texted my husband a happy day. The g’kids are now 18, 20 & 21.
The youngest two have 6/17, 6/21 birthdays, and my betterhalf’s is 6/20. So every father’s day should be doubly happy.
A quick call is all his sons can manage, and we’re all within a 90min drive. 🙁

So sorry for you. I’ve been the second class stepmom for 37yrs, and it grieves me a tad.
Find your joy in the growing extended family.
Virtual hugs

Bterclinger
Bterclinger

Have him change his will asap.

JODY
JODY

Any male can produce a child but it takes a REAL MAN to be a DAD to another mans child !!!

HAPPY FATHERS DAY to you !!

Irishsmithy
Irishsmithy

My stepdaughter is 43 and she told me that me coming in to her life was the best thing that ever happened to her. Talk about making the old man cry!

Snickerdoodle
Snickerdoodle

42 yo step-daughter here. I would not be the person I am today without my step dad of 36 years. He is a great dad and grandpa.

olde phart
olde phart

My birth father was abusive. My Step father never had kids of his own before he met my mom. Took over with three kids that weren’t his own. Greatest man I ever knew. Best example I ever had. He didn’t know how to hug kids because his dad never did it for him. My kids taught him to be a “hugger,” At the last, he developed ALS and couldn’t move his arms to hug his kids anymore. So, we hugged him anyway and he loved it. He liked hugs. God Bless you daddy. He was a real man. Buried in a National Cemetery.

Daizy
Daizy

That’s one more call than my husband got and he’s been a generous and kind step-dad. Try not to take it personally. Be a light in their stressful world and have faith. With age comes wisdom. ‘Happy Father’s Day’!

FemaleIII
FemaleIII

Don’t feel bad. I have a 46 year old son that I raised until he was 21. I have NEVER received a card, phone call, hug or even a handshake for Mother’s Day, birthday or Christmas! Never heard the words “I love you.” from a child whose very existence I had to beg for. So, it isn’t you, Nobody You Know. It is them. Go out and make somebody else’s kids happy. That is what I did. There are plenty out there who need what you have to give. Happy Father’s Day!!!

Michele1L
Michele1L

The phone works both ways.
If they don’t answer, leave a message.
“Your mother loves you. Even when you’re a jerk, I still love you”

FemaleIII
FemaleIII

Yep. Didn’t work though.

olde phart
olde phart

Yeah. For some reason, out house was the most popular one with the neighborhood kids. There was a Mom and a Dad present there.

olde phart
olde phart

Fat fingers! OUR house

Equal_opportunity_offender
Equal_opportunity_offender

That last one with the baby girl crying is the epic!!

John Singer
John Singer

Totally! My fave too.

Sir Percy Blakeney
Sir Percy Blakeney

Not a very popular day for most of the brothers out thar.

Sample
Sample

Happy Fathers Day to all the Dads!
Stay strong, healthy and safe out there.

Red Said Dumbass
Red Said Dumbass

Reminds me of the Great One – Maja Rushie! Used to listen to both any chance I could.

daMOok
daMOok

I miss my dad. He’s been gone a long time and there’s not a day that I don’t think of him. He was my hero, he wasn’t a wuss and the friends he made were really cool people and they were friends for life. He lifted me and loved me.
Miss him every day.

Sam Axe
Sam Axe

Happy Father’s Day CFP Nation

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george
george

Perfect.

Old Man
Old Man

…and mom didn’t go to Planned Parenthood for ‘Healthcare’ !

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WE THE PEOPLE. /> 1776-2.0.

June 19th, 1775…”GEORGE WASHINGTON was commissioned by the
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Continental Congress as commander in chief of the Continental Army.” -ap
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Happy Father’s Day to The Father of Our Nation, President George Washington!
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Miss Libertas
Miss Libertas

GOD COMFORT & BLESS Mr. Scott Schara on this his first Father’s Day without his beloved daughter, Grace, who was murdered by the Big Pharma-hospital system cabal. May he see some measure of justice for what was done!! 😥

Tae
Tae

Happy Father’s day CFP nation!

Buck Fiden
Buck Fiden

CFP the daddy of all newsfeeds.

Palefic
Palefic

I drove through Canada from Alaska in the late 1970’s. My 69 Road Runner had only an Am radio and I was forced to listen to the Canadian version of the PBS, the only thing on the airways. . It was a long trip and finally passing through Alberta, just past Calgary, I started the scan the dial, finally some stateside broadcast starting coming through the static. “Good Morning Americans, It’s Friday.” Paul Harvey was the first person I heard driving and man what a comfort it was to hear his voice. I knew I was almost home! I miss his plain talk, honest common sense view of the world. We lost a treasure when he went home!

He must be spinning in his grave now
He must be spinning in his grave now

I love his Farmer speech. Scary how the world has changed for the worst since he passed.

NancyPelosiWarmSpiderBisquit
NancyPelosiWarmSpiderBisquit

Instead of Celebrating Dudes dressed as Drag Queens, we should have our kids listen to this man!

How far we have fallen in America!

Happy Father’s Day!

Hunter's Baby's Momma's Momma
Hunter's Baby's Momma's Momma

I loved listening to Paul Harvey. His way of telling a story was awesome; and has cannot be matched with today’s talentless hacks.

Norm
Norm

And the sound of his voice,
Truely American

Old Man
Old Man

When Paul died Rush L. came in and filled a void. Miss them both.

Elkdeer
Elkdeer

Paul Harvey ,Rush Limbaugh, a great pastor on Sunday ! Yeah life was great ! Everything now is a fake replica of yesteryear .

Irishsmithy
Irishsmithy

Even many of the pastors are fake.

dan
dan

Thanks Dad.