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WTF is this crap
Too funny, trying to flush the baby. So what they’re saying is its an a$$hole baby? And wouldn’t that also be where it comes out? That would mean your shiitie life began in shiite and out you came covered in…
Mattel, go epic woke get broke real fast.
Nah, that’s a beer gut, complete with rolled up wife beater. Pregnant ken, tranny barbie, now all they need is antifa skipper and you’ll have a real slice of liberal America.
Why can’t we have real world role model dolls in the range from Mattel ? eg. Biker Barbara, Meth Mary, Hooker Holly, Typical Karen, Dyke Deborah, MILF Molly, Drunk Dolly, Nerdy Nora, and even the new model called Lying Amber. Ken could have model rivals too such as Steroid Steve, Red Neck Bubba, Tree Hugging Tom, Off The Grid Greg, etc. There could even be a new classification for models that are not gender specific such as Handbag Harry, No Boyfriend Narelle. Come on Mattel – massive marketing opportunity here to create real world dolls for adults.
I thought of a few more adult Mattel models. Sleepy Joe, and to show I am not politically biased Comb Over Donald.
Bye, bye Mattel
All hail the Babylon Murder-hornet. 😀
Some brimstone, baritone,
Anti-cyclone, rolling stone,
Preacher from the east,
Said dethrone the Dictaphone,
Hit it in its funny bone,
And that’s where they expect it least
Full-spectrum, full-contact, ridicule
This is war.
Worth repeating – this is what you do to leftist POS 24/7 – you don’t waste time responding to their insanity because by doing so for even one second may give credence to their absurd position. It deserves not to be legitimized by even responding.
So, instead, you Mock, Ridicule, Shame, rub their damn noses in it until they cry, destroy them punish them.
must be hillary owned this company just sucided itself
If she does lots of suicides comming up.
How does a dude get pregnant by getting f@#$%d in the a$$? Facts and science = hate.
Special—– as in they still have to ride the short bus❔🤔
I want to guillotine or hang communist Barbie & Ken
Yup, ridicule and mock them into non existence.
No shame. If they did this wouldn’t exist
Amazing. Well done Bee. Shame these wierdos back into their hole.
and put a LARGE rock on the entranceway
It’s not the weirdos. You can’t change them. If they had any sense of self-awareness or self-esteem they wouldn’t behave the way they do in the first place. What CAN be done is to make it obvious to the people who can think, how ridiculous the weirdos are and what foolishness it is to “support” them.
Emphasis on ‘it’
A real life Ken would do it himself. None of this namby pamby pain killer. C-section with a chain saw in the hot tub. No problemo.
Women been skating all these years acting like it’s so painful and hard. And the guys of course believe them cause look at all the blood!
Yeah the free ride is over girls. God wouldn’t make something vital to the species survival so painful and dangerous enough that the birth rate would go down. Birth rates are down because hey everyone’s lazy and women have figured out they can fake guys into paying for them. Only reason death rate for birth was so high was because of dirty Drs.
Well I’ve stirred things up enough, I’ll be moseying on outta here.
blow the baby out of there with a 9MM…. like sleepy Joe says
Lololol. The Babylon Bee strikes again and 100% nails it.
LOL. Laugh at the freaks. They hate more than any scorn heaped on em. Laugh, laugh,laugh.
Wait! You didn’t give him a chance to “Chestfeed” his baby!
These creatures are not human . Satanic Evil .
The world as we know it ends soon. Be ready
Reboot 2.0 coming to a planet near you much sooner than people realize.
It would be funny if it wasn’t almost true.
Laughing on the outside, crying on the inside.
Closer today than yesterday anyway.
“My body my choice!” Flush!
No wonder people look at me weird when I tell them my name is Ken. (yes, it really is…sigh)
Sooo sorry Dude😳
Thanks…but, well…no one has asked me if I’m pregnant, so there’s that.
Be sure to avoid a beer gut or they just might ask😉
Only a few hundred to change your name.
Babylon Bee could follow this up with a “lactating” Secretary of Transportation doll play-acting in a doll house bathroom, with a matched set in porcelain… both dolls and toilet.
WAAAAAAAY too much to unpack here.
I have sudden guilt now for having Hot Wheels as a child.
How about those “Rockem Sockem Robots”?
A little late for Ken’s Dad to have that talk with him.
The truth about the Satanic left through comedy cartoons that are very, very sick and horrifically speaks to what the Democrat Party is all about.. The Democrat Party should and must be challenged and destroyed Literally.
They went there. . . . I’m sure they will get some heat from both sides. Still, as uncomfortable as it made me, I’m glad they did. Quite possibly the edgiest thing they have done.
We, The People, are under attack. Pray!
I posted this last night and I’m putting it here again. This latest video from Cassady Campbell at the Arlington Texas City Council will blow you away. I know that most of you will not click on the link. I usually don’t click on yours either but this one is unbelievable and it’s only 3min11sec.https://youtu.be/rhMnFKqol-M
Thumbs down? You people must not have viewed the link. This is not spam.
I may puke.
We, The People, are under attack. Pray!
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