Holy Shite — Babylon Bee doesn’t hold back…

Posted by Kane on June 12, 2022 1:35 am

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Pregnant Ken Doll gets an abortion

 

 

 

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@2ndAmendment
@2ndAmendment

WTF is this crap

Royal
Royal

Too funny, trying to flush the baby. So what they’re saying is its an a$$hole baby? And wouldn’t that also be where it comes out? That would mean your shiitie life began in shiite and out you came covered in…

No One
No One

Mattel, go epic woke get broke real fast.

Old man on the mountain
Old man on the mountain

Nah, that’s a beer gut, complete with rolled up wife beater. Pregnant ken, tranny barbie, now all they need is antifa skipper and you’ll have a real slice of liberal America.

Tonto Kowalski
Tonto Kowalski

Why can’t we have real world role model dolls in the range from Mattel ? eg. Biker Barbara, Meth Mary, Hooker Holly, Typical Karen, Dyke Deborah, MILF Molly, Drunk Dolly, Nerdy Nora, and even the new model called Lying Amber. Ken could have model rivals too such as Steroid Steve, Red Neck Bubba, Tree Hugging Tom, Off The Grid Greg, etc. There could even be a new classification for models that are not gender specific such as Handbag Harry, No Boyfriend Narelle. Come on Mattel – massive marketing opportunity here to create real world dolls for adults.

Tonto Kowalski
Tonto Kowalski

I thought of a few more adult Mattel models. Sleepy Joe, and to show I am not politically biased Comb Over Donald.

david5300
david5300

Bye, bye Mattel

Ugh
Ugh

Hilarious

Non-televised Insurrection
Non-televised Insurrection

All hail the Babylon Murder-hornet. 😀

Some brimstone, baritone,
Anti-cyclone, rolling stone,
Preacher from the east,
Said dethrone the Dictaphone,
Hit it in its funny bone,
And that’s where they expect it least

Full-spectrum, full-contact, ridicule
This is war.

Club.a.Leftist
Club.a.Leftist

Worth repeating – this is what you do to leftist POS 24/7 – you don’t waste time responding to their insanity because by doing so for even one second may give credence to their absurd position. It deserves not to be legitimized by even responding.

So, instead, you Mock, Ridicule, Shame, rub their damn noses in it until they cry, destroy them punish them.

Butch
Butch

must be hillary owned this company just sucided itself

Royal
Royal

If she does lots of suicides comming up.

Seeney Koshka
Seeney Koshka

Amen, Max!

Rusty
Rusty

How does a dude get pregnant by getting f@#$%d in the a$$? Facts and science = hate.

J2D2
J2D2

Special—– as in they still have to ride the short bus❔🤔

Fifi
Fifi

transgender

DarrenHunterShow.com
DarrenHunterShow.com

Well done!

Tim
Tim

I want to guillotine or hang communist Barbie & Ken

Sal
Sal

Yup, ridicule and mock them into non existence.

Dorthy
Dorthy

No shame. If they did this wouldn’t exist

Strength and Fortitude
Strength and Fortitude

Amazing. Well done Bee. Shame these wierdos back into their hole.

Timothy
Timothy

and put a LARGE rock on the entranceway

Non-televised Insurrection
Non-televised Insurrection

It’s not the weirdos. You can’t change them. If they had any sense of self-awareness or self-esteem they wouldn’t behave the way they do in the first place. What CAN be done is to make it obvious to the people who can think, how ridiculous the weirdos are and what foolishness it is to “support” them.

Alas babylon
Alas babylon

Priceless.

BBDoll
BBDoll

Nailed it.

Whatever
Whatever

Emphasis on ‘it’

jakee308
jakee308

A real life Ken would do it himself. None of this namby pamby pain killer. C-section with a chain saw in the hot tub. No problemo.

Women been skating all these years acting like it’s so painful and hard. And the guys of course believe them cause look at all the blood!

Yeah the free ride is over girls. God wouldn’t make something vital to the species survival so painful and dangerous enough that the birth rate would go down. Birth rates are down because hey everyone’s lazy and women have figured out they can fake guys into paying for them. Only reason death rate for birth was so high was because of dirty Drs.

Well I’ve stirred things up enough, I’ll be moseying on outta here.

Timothy
Timothy

blow the baby out of there with a 9MM…. like sleepy Joe says

Nathaniel
Nathaniel

Priceless.

jrich5602122
jrich5602122

Love them

J
J

Lololol. The Babylon Bee strikes again and 100% nails it.

Mike
Mike

LOL. Laugh at the freaks. They hate more than any scorn heaped on em. Laugh, laugh,laugh.

Pureblood
Pureblood

Wait! You didn’t give him a chance to “Chestfeed” his baby!

O’l salty
O’l salty

These creatures are not human . Satanic Evil .

Just Me
Just Me

The world as we know it ends soon. Be ready

Marcus Aurelius
Marcus Aurelius

Reboot 2.0 coming to a planet near you much sooner than people realize.

MadameX
MadameX

It would be funny if it wasn’t almost true.

trevieze
trevieze

Laughing on the outside, crying on the inside.

Whatever
Whatever

Closer today than yesterday anyway.

YrMum
YrMum

“My body my choice!” Flush!

Hahahahaha!!!! Bravo!

Noxqss77
Noxqss77

No wonder people look at me weird when I tell them my name is Ken. (yes, it really is…sigh)

Horsefly
Horsefly

Sooo sorry Dude😳

Noxqss77
Noxqss77

Thanks…but, well…no one has asked me if I’m pregnant, so there’s that.

Greg
Greg

Yet…

Deplorable too
Deplorable too

Be sure to avoid a beer gut or they just might ask😉

DCS
DCS

Only a few hundred to change your name.

seafarer
seafarer

Babylon Bee could follow this up with a “lactating” Secretary of Transportation doll play-acting in a doll house bathroom, with a matched set in porcelain… both dolls and toilet.

James
James

WAAAAAAAY too much to unpack here.

El Fabuloso en Tejas
El Fabuloso en Tejas

I have sudden guilt now for having Hot Wheels as a child.

Andy
Andy

How about those “Rockem Sockem Robots”?

Dodeca Boosted Corn Pop
Dodeca Boosted Corn Pop

A little late for Ken’s Dad to have that talk with him.

WayPastMovingOn
WayPastMovingOn

The truth about the Satanic left through comedy cartoons that are very, very sick and horrifically speaks to what the Democrat Party is all about.. The Democrat Party should and must be challenged and destroyed Literally.

noterdoter
noterdoter

They went there. . . . I’m sure they will get some heat from both sides. Still, as uncomfortable as it made me, I’m glad they did. Quite possibly the edgiest thing they have done.

howard
howard

We, The People, are under attack. Pray!

I アメリカを再び素晴らしいものにするm。 a。 g。 a。
I アメリカを再び素晴らしいものにするm。 a。 g。 a。

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I アメリカを再び素晴らしいものにするm。 a。 g。 a。🇺🇸
I アメリカを再び素晴らしいものにするm。 a。 g。 a。🇺🇸

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Pureblood Clown Shoes
Pureblood Clown Shoes

I may puke.

Johnny
Johnny

5 stars

TJ RUBICON
TJ RUBICON

We, The People, are under attack. Pray!