Babylon Bee Pfizer comedy…

Posted by Kane on March 11, 2023 3:33 am

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Sig
Sig

Love Clay and Timpani. Wish Steve could have been there to collapse with them…

KEN E
KEN E

The truth sets us free and comedy with truth is real as it gets.

Wanda
Wanda

This is hilarious and so true. I wonder how many at Pfizer offered their arms to the toxic injection.

Pure Blood
Pure Blood

40% at the CDC refused to take it.

rad
rad

well done! you won’t see this on Fox News or CNN or PBS.

NoVax
NoVax

BWAHAHAHA!

WhyOfCourse
WhyOfCourse

Pfizer pfascists

Sir Rants-A-Lot
Sir Rants-A-Lot

Medical adpfizers don’t want you to know about the shots’ inconvenient side effects.

Forgetaboutit
Forgetaboutit

Come on guys, you know Pfizer produced batches upon batches of saline labeled vaccine.

Bob Bitchin
Bob Bitchin

Too funny!

Whatamess
Whatamess

God bless The Babylon Bee. May you all be well.

Kenny
Kenny

Good one

Kenny
Kenny

Lol

Kenny
Kenny

😂😂

the Father of the Vaccine
the Father of the Vaccine

would be better if President Trump finally admitted what a failure and how dangerous Operation Warpspeed turned out to be. Although I support President Trump and the great 4 years that he served this Nation as the Commander and Chief, I pray each day that he finally admits the death numbers caused by the jabs. Instead he continues to support the efficacy of the shots and boasts that he is the “father of the vaccine.” Repent Sir, admit your error so that we as a nation can support you again.

Red Eric
Red Eric

So you forgot about him suggesting alternatives and being accused of suggesting horse medicine and putting bleach in your veins?

Sway
Sway

he never did that….please link, if you can…

Sway
Sway

He did the best he could with available information…….

P D Q
P D Q

“Well now, if I were the president of this land … You know, I’d declare total war on the pusher man”

(And I hope Trump does … but there is no sign of him doing that yet …)

Brandon
Brandon

Trump never admits he was wrong he’s perfect in his own mind

Bee
Bee

He doesn’t need to admit death numbers. Pfizer has done it themselves.!!!

Joe Buck
Joe Buck

He was speaking to the sheep. If you believed it, that’s on you. The rest of us knew better. I guess you just happen to fall short on common sense. Sucks to be you.

Equal_opportunity_offender
Equal_opportunity_offender

And if you ever had any doubts that God has heavy sense of humor
Just look and see just how many of their satires actually turned out to be Prophetic!!

Just sit back and wait for it
God especially loves mocking the Wicked and the Proud!!

cheyenne
cheyenne

glad to know that.

Now, Will They Listen ?
Now, Will They Listen ?

skits like this and also the recent woody harrelson Saturday Night Live opener, all the twitter and substack posts, even trucker carlson on Fox have reported the excess deaths after the jab – so how can anyone say they didn’t know and are still lining up for the shots. There really is no excuse for those that continue to voluntarily roll up their sleeves.
My heart aches for all the maimed and dead toddlers and young children whose stupid parents believed in the “science.” These innocent babies had no choice but to unconditionally love and trust their fathers and mothers.

Wanda
Wanda

I love to hear the truth revealed in comedy, funny and smart. Perhaps we will see all the culprits on trial for their crimes against humanity. I want justice for the dead, all who experience adverse reactions, the brave ones who lost their jobs. Everyday I thank God that I refused the toxic injection.

Iso
Iso

Fauci was a diversion, a heat sink, a hired liar. And he gets paid lots of money to do so. Recall the immediate spokes persons who appeared with president Trump at beginning of the Covid Hoax. All of them chosen to tell the lye because they could be trusted to do so.

decievocrat
decievocrat

Pfizer whistleblowers are now known as daisy pushers.

Equal_opportunity_offender
Equal_opportunity_offender

And in case you missed the juicy tidbits news about the decisions by the super rich multi-millionaires and billionaires that attended the Davos WEF meeting in Switzerland.

Right on the heels of the report of America Airlines vaccinated pilots showing that 83% of them are now showing various levels of heart problems, these super rich people are now frightened out of their wallets and are now offering Top Dollar for any Unvaccinated Pilots and air crews to come and work for them!

So just over a year ago, Biden and the heads of every federal agency was forcing every worker to take the vaccine or face dismissal, but now wth hard medical reports showing real proof of medical damage, these people are now doing a sudden 180 turnaround and want to rehire the very same ones they harassed and threatened for not taking the vaccines.

Do they really think that any normal person, would want to run back to the very ones who abused and threatened them, just a few months before?

the Father of the Vaccine
the Father of the Vaccine

return back to your former job ? ….. sadly and unfortunately, yes as massive layoffs continue to decline our Nation’s economy with the alarming decrease of good paying jobs.
We all have bills and need to provide for our families, which quickly makes pride and holding a grudge not a concern.

New York City and Seattle are the few that I recall that are not rehiring the fired employees for the jab mandate. Even the military will not bring back those discharged for refusing the shots. Sad.

Just Let it Go
Just Let it Go

return back to your former job ? ….. sadly and unfortunately, yes as massive layoffs continue to decline our Nation’s economy with the alarming decrease of good paying jobs.
We all have bills and need to provide for our families, which quickly makes pride and holding a grudge not a concern.

New York City and Seattle are the few that I recall that are not rehiring the fired employees for the jab mandate. Even the military will not bring back those discharged for refusing the shots. Sad.

Nevermore
Nevermore

This really is such a tragedy, but skit was hysterical. Thanks for the laugh, Bee.

J-Dog
J-Dog

The bee is the bee’s knees

Whatever
Whatever

I want to live and…..I’m NOT a risk taker.

J DOE
J DOE

Remember this is a pandemic of the UNvaccinated. Not a joke. You had his word as a Biden (which tells you ALL you need to know).

FJB and F Pfizer.

Equal_opportunity_offender
Equal_opportunity_offender

Remember that old futuristic sci-fi movie Max Max – Beyond The Thunder Dome?
And in the post apocalyptic world, disputes were settled by fighting in the thunderdome
And the crowds were chanting “Two men in, one man out”
As they fought to the death to settle their differences.

Well in this modern context
I see 10 people walking into a corporate executive boardroom
But after 3 hours of meeting about company business
Only 4 of them walk out on their own power
As their vaccines kicked in and did it’s deadly works
And the meeting is the top level executives of Moderna and Pfizer.

And may God repay them on their own hoary heads
For the countless deaths, injuries and making
Even as they heavily promoted their deady vaccine cocktails on a very frightened and willing world
With the full knowledge of it’s deadly side effects
And knowing that it failed every measure of being a Vaccine

But they pushed it anyways because they decided
That they wanted the record Profits of hundreds of Billions Dollars
Even at the cost of mountains of Dead Human Bodies!!

And the biggest lies, and crimes in the history of the world was committed
And with the most victims
And the most willing criminals
But with the Big Hospital, Big Rx, a very corrupt MSM and many people complicit in the cover-up
We many never really know the actual death count
But God knows
One way or another
One day there Will be a finial full reckoning
And death and eternal Hell awaits the ones behind it all.

TheAhmedClockCompany
TheAhmedClockCompany

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Bee kills it again .

Lord Sharty
Lord Sharty

I think a cool commercial would be for Trump to go up to the podium and bitch slap the Pfizer president, Will Smith style.

the Father of the Vaccine
the Father of the Vaccine

would be better if President Trump finally admitted what a failure and how dangerous Operation Warpspeed turned out to be. Although I support President Trump and the great 4 years that he served this Nation as the Commander and Chief, I pray each day that he finally admits the death numbers caused by the jabs. Instead he continues to support the efficacy of the shots and boasts that he is the “father of the vaccine.” Repent Sir, admit your error so that we as a nation can support you again.

Taurs Bullyarn
Taurs Bullyarn

we should be so lucky hahaha

MAJ54
MAJ54

And the pureblood janitor becomes the new CEO by attrition.

MAJ54
MAJ54

Pfizer does get credit for handing out a record number of vaccines in record time to . . . yes, a record number of Democrats! Two more years to 2024 just might diminish their numbers enough to secure the election.

bob
bob

Yeah I was thinking the same thing.

Cousin “It”
Cousin “It”

Won’t work unless they vaccinate dominion voting machines.
Dimocraps don’t rely on constituents to re-elect them any longer. (To risky)

BobNola
BobNola

Perfect SNL skit – like so many other BB post – but they would never go there even though it’s true

JessyS
JessyS

Another fine outing by the Bee. Now watch a Pfizer spokesman die at the podium this week.

RobInPA
RobInPA

Speaking of dying suddenly, is that cray-cray Pfizer fella that O’Keefe recorded still alive?

Walter
Walter

It would be really funny if there weren’t so much truth to it!

Blue blood no vaccines and never wore a mask.

Deplorable Two
Deplorable Two

Love it when janitor said “it’s good enough, not get paid extra ….”

Kay sea
Kay sea

Aorta dissection
Look it up in relation to the shot

deceivocrat
deceivocrat

I almost died laughing, but I’m not vaxed.

Frankie H. Gordon
Frankie H. Gordon

RIMSHOT! 😂

FreeSpeech
FreeSpeech

The scene with all the dead people reminds me of black and white drawing of the streets of London during the height of the bubonic plague.

RobInPA
RobInPA

“Bring out your dead!”

Buck Fiden
Buck Fiden

“I ain’t quit dead yet”!

Zippy
Zippy

Nothing subtle about their comedy. Like a live-action Family Guy skit.

X-file
X-file

The killer bee strikes again. Love it

Gnomercy -- The Great Resist
Gnomercy -- The Great Resist

Today’s satire is tomorrow’s news.

X
X

And George Orwell was Nostradamus.

JessyS
JessyS

The Babylon Bee is known for writing satire and then seeing it become headline news. They even did a video about it.

Nobody Special
Nobody Special

The only problem is that Pfizer people knew better and didn’t get “the jab”.

Sloppy Joe
Sloppy Joe

Be even funnier if it weren’t so FN true!

homer rose
homer rose

All too accurate! Those with good sense knew something nefarious was up, when Congress, the CDC, and HHS didn’t have to get it!

Knuckledragger
Knuckledragger

I Did Not Know THAT!

floridaobserver
floridaobserver

They exempted themselves.

RobInPA
RobInPA

AND the Judicial branch AND the entirety of the USPS!

A HARD RAIN
A HARD RAIN

I exempted myself….
See how that works ?

fauci.fraud
fauci.fraud

lying scumbag killzine commie basturds stung once again by the BEE !!!

jrinjector
jrinjector

its a funny clip but true

Bob
Bob

Most excellent.

Lance Manion
Lance Manion

I didn’t take the shot for basically the same reason I don’t take Fentanyl. I too want to live.

Koby
Koby

Love it

Pompatus of Love
Pompatus of Love

“I don’t get paid enough for this.” Truth.

Dudley
Dudley

Safe and Effective!

Sig
Sig

Well… Effective…

Terrible Lizard
Terrible Lizard

The Bee just killing it again (pun intended)!