Love Clay and Timpani. Wish Steve could have been there to collapse with them…
KEN E
The truth sets us free and comedy with truth is real as it gets.
Wanda
This is hilarious and so true. I wonder how many at Pfizer offered their arms to the toxic injection.
Pure Blood
40% at the CDC refused to take it.
rad
well done! you won’t see this on Fox News or CNN or PBS.
NoVax
BWAHAHAHA!
WhyOfCourse
Pfizer pfascists
Sir Rants-A-Lot
Medical adpfizers don’t want you to know about the shots’ inconvenient side effects.
Forgetaboutit
Come on guys, you know Pfizer produced batches upon batches of saline labeled vaccine.
Bob Bitchin
Too funny!
Whatamess
God bless The Babylon Bee. May you all be well.
Kenny
Good one
Kenny
Lol
Kenny
😂😂
the Father of the Vaccine
would be better if President Trump finally admitted what a failure and how dangerous Operation Warpspeed turned out to be. Although I support President Trump and the great 4 years that he served this Nation as the Commander and Chief, I pray each day that he finally admits the death numbers caused by the jabs. Instead he continues to support the efficacy of the shots and boasts that he is the “father of the vaccine.” Repent Sir, admit your error so that we as a nation can support you again.
Red Eric
So you forgot about him suggesting alternatives and being accused of suggesting horse medicine and putting bleach in your veins?
Sway
he never did that….please link, if you can…
Sway
He did the best he could with available information…….
P D Q
“Well now, if I were the president of this land … You know, I’d declare total war on the pusher man”
(And I hope Trump does … but there is no sign of him doing that yet …)
Brandon
Trump never admits he was wrong he’s perfect in his own mind
Bee
He doesn’t need to admit death numbers. Pfizer has done it themselves.!!!
Joe Buck
He was speaking to the sheep. If you believed it, that’s on you. The rest of us knew better. I guess you just happen to fall short on common sense. Sucks to be you.
Equal_opportunity_offender
And if you ever had any doubts that God has heavy sense of humor
Just look and see just how many of their satires actually turned out to be Prophetic!!
Just sit back and wait for it
God especially loves mocking the Wicked and the Proud!!
cheyenne
glad to know that.
Now, Will They Listen ?
skits like this and also the recent woody harrelson Saturday Night Live opener, all the twitter and substack posts, even trucker carlson on Fox have reported the excess deaths after the jab – so how can anyone say they didn’t know and are still lining up for the shots. There really is no excuse for those that continue to voluntarily roll up their sleeves.
My heart aches for all the maimed and dead toddlers and young children whose stupid parents believed in the “science.” These innocent babies had no choice but to unconditionally love and trust their fathers and mothers.
Wanda
I love to hear the truth revealed in comedy, funny and smart. Perhaps we will see all the culprits on trial for their crimes against humanity. I want justice for the dead, all who experience adverse reactions, the brave ones who lost their jobs. Everyday I thank God that I refused the toxic injection.
Iso
Fauci was a diversion, a heat sink, a hired liar. And he gets paid lots of money to do so. Recall the immediate spokes persons who appeared with president Trump at beginning of the Covid Hoax. All of them chosen to tell the lye because they could be trusted to do so.
decievocrat
Pfizer whistleblowers are now known as daisy pushers.
Equal_opportunity_offender
And in case you missed the juicy tidbits news about the decisions by the super rich multi-millionaires and billionaires that attended the Davos WEF meeting in Switzerland.
Right on the heels of the report of America Airlines vaccinated pilots showing that 83% of them are now showing various levels of heart problems, these super rich people are now frightened out of their wallets and are now offering Top Dollar for any Unvaccinated Pilots and air crews to come and work for them!
So just over a year ago, Biden and the heads of every federal agency was forcing every worker to take the vaccine or face dismissal, but now wth hard medical reports showing real proof of medical damage, these people are now doing a sudden 180 turnaround and want to rehire the very same ones they harassed and threatened for not taking the vaccines.
Do they really think that any normal person, would want to run back to the very ones who abused and threatened them, just a few months before?
the Father of the Vaccine
return back to your former job ? ….. sadly and unfortunately, yes as massive layoffs continue to decline our Nation’s economy with the alarming decrease of good paying jobs.
We all have bills and need to provide for our families, which quickly makes pride and holding a grudge not a concern.
New York City and Seattle are the few that I recall that are not rehiring the fired employees for the jab mandate. Even the military will not bring back those discharged for refusing the shots. Sad.
Just Let it Go
return back to your former job ? ….. sadly and unfortunately, yes as massive layoffs continue to decline our Nation’s economy with the alarming decrease of good paying jobs.
We all have bills and need to provide for our families, which quickly makes pride and holding a grudge not a concern.
New York City and Seattle are the few that I recall that are not rehiring the fired employees for the jab mandate. Even the military will not bring back those discharged for refusing the shots. Sad.
Nevermore
This really is such a tragedy, but skit was hysterical. Thanks for the laugh, Bee.
J-Dog
The bee is the bee’s knees
Whatever
I want to live and…..I’m NOT a risk taker.
J DOE
Remember this is a pandemic of the UNvaccinated. Not a joke. You had his word as a Biden (which tells you ALL you need to know).
FJB and F Pfizer.
Equal_opportunity_offender
Remember that old futuristic sci-fi movie Max Max – Beyond The Thunder Dome?
And in the post apocalyptic world, disputes were settled by fighting in the thunderdome
And the crowds were chanting “Two men in, one man out”
As they fought to the death to settle their differences.
Well in this modern context
I see 10 people walking into a corporate executive boardroom
But after 3 hours of meeting about company business
Only 4 of them walk out on their own power
As their vaccines kicked in and did it’s deadly works
And the meeting is the top level executives of Moderna and Pfizer.
And may God repay them on their own hoary heads
For the countless deaths, injuries and making
Even as they heavily promoted their deady vaccine cocktails on a very frightened and willing world
With the full knowledge of it’s deadly side effects
And knowing that it failed every measure of being a Vaccine
But they pushed it anyways because they decided
That they wanted the record Profits of hundreds of Billions Dollars
Even at the cost of mountains of Dead Human Bodies!!
And the biggest lies, and crimes in the history of the world was committed
And with the most victims
And the most willing criminals
But with the Big Hospital, Big Rx, a very corrupt MSM and many people complicit in the cover-up
We many never really know the actual death count
But God knows
One way or another
One day there Will be a finial full reckoning
And death and eternal Hell awaits the ones behind it all.
TheAhmedClockCompany
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Bee kills it again .
Lord Sharty
I think a cool commercial would be for Trump to go up to the podium and bitch slap the Pfizer president, Will Smith style.
the Father of the Vaccine
would be better if President Trump finally admitted what a failure and how dangerous Operation Warpspeed turned out to be. Although I support President Trump and the great 4 years that he served this Nation as the Commander and Chief, I pray each day that he finally admits the death numbers caused by the jabs. Instead he continues to support the efficacy of the shots and boasts that he is the “father of the vaccine.” Repent Sir, admit your error so that we as a nation can support you again.
Taurs Bullyarn
we should be so lucky hahaha
MAJ54
And the pureblood janitor becomes the new CEO by attrition.
MAJ54
Pfizer does get credit for handing out a record number of vaccines in record time to . . . yes, a record number of Democrats! Two more years to 2024 just might diminish their numbers enough to secure the election.
bob
Yeah I was thinking the same thing.
Cousin “It”
Won’t work unless they vaccinate dominion voting machines.
Dimocraps don’t rely on constituents to re-elect them any longer. (To risky)
BobNola
Perfect SNL skit – like so many other BB post – but they would never go there even though it’s true
JessyS
Another fine outing by the Bee. Now watch a Pfizer spokesman die at the podium this week.
RobInPA
Speaking of dying suddenly, is that cray-cray Pfizer fella that O’Keefe recorded still alive?
Walter
It would be really funny if there weren’t so much truth to it!
Blue blood no vaccines and never wore a mask.
Deplorable Two
Love it when janitor said “it’s good enough, not get paid extra ….”
Kay sea
Aorta dissection
Look it up in relation to the shot
deceivocrat
I almost died laughing, but I’m not vaxed.
Frankie H. Gordon
RIMSHOT! 😂
FreeSpeech
The scene with all the dead people reminds me of black and white drawing of the streets of London during the height of the bubonic plague.
RobInPA
“Bring out your dead!”
Buck Fiden
“I ain’t quit dead yet”!
Zippy
Nothing subtle about their comedy. Like a live-action Family Guy skit.
X-file
The killer bee strikes again. Love it
Gnomercy -- The Great Resist
Today’s satire is tomorrow’s news.
X
And George Orwell was Nostradamus.
JessyS
The Babylon Bee is known for writing satire and then seeing it become headline news. They even did a video about it.
Nobody Special
The only problem is that Pfizer people knew better and didn’t get “the jab”.
Sloppy Joe
Be even funnier if it weren’t so FN true!
homer rose
All too accurate! Those with good sense knew something nefarious was up, when Congress, the CDC, and HHS didn’t have to get it!
Knuckledragger
I Did Not Know THAT!
floridaobserver
They exempted themselves.
RobInPA
AND the Judicial branch AND the entirety of the USPS!
A HARD RAIN
I exempted myself….
See how that works ?
fauci.fraud
lying scumbag killzine commie basturds stung once again by the BEE !!!
jrinjector
its a funny clip but true
Bob
Most excellent.
Lance Manion
I didn’t take the shot for basically the same reason I don’t take Fentanyl. I too want to live.
Love Clay and Timpani. Wish Steve could have been there to collapse with them…
The truth sets us free and comedy with truth is real as it gets.
This is hilarious and so true. I wonder how many at Pfizer offered their arms to the toxic injection.
40% at the CDC refused to take it.
well done! you won’t see this on Fox News or CNN or PBS.
BWAHAHAHA!
Pfizer pfascists
Medical adpfizers don’t want you to know about the shots’ inconvenient side effects.
Come on guys, you know Pfizer produced batches upon batches of saline labeled vaccine.
Too funny!
God bless The Babylon Bee. May you all be well.
Good one
Lol
😂😂
would be better if President Trump finally admitted what a failure and how dangerous Operation Warpspeed turned out to be. Although I support President Trump and the great 4 years that he served this Nation as the Commander and Chief, I pray each day that he finally admits the death numbers caused by the jabs. Instead he continues to support the efficacy of the shots and boasts that he is the “father of the vaccine.” Repent Sir, admit your error so that we as a nation can support you again.
So you forgot about him suggesting alternatives and being accused of suggesting horse medicine and putting bleach in your veins?
he never did that….please link, if you can…
He did the best he could with available information…….
“Well now, if I were the president of this land … You know, I’d declare total war on the pusher man”
(And I hope Trump does … but there is no sign of him doing that yet …)
Trump never admits he was wrong he’s perfect in his own mind
He doesn’t need to admit death numbers. Pfizer has done it themselves.!!!
He was speaking to the sheep. If you believed it, that’s on you. The rest of us knew better. I guess you just happen to fall short on common sense. Sucks to be you.
And if you ever had any doubts that God has heavy sense of humor
Just look and see just how many of their satires actually turned out to be Prophetic!!
Just sit back and wait for it
God especially loves mocking the Wicked and the Proud!!
glad to know that.
skits like this and also the recent woody harrelson Saturday Night Live opener, all the twitter and substack posts, even trucker carlson on Fox have reported the excess deaths after the jab – so how can anyone say they didn’t know and are still lining up for the shots. There really is no excuse for those that continue to voluntarily roll up their sleeves.
My heart aches for all the maimed and dead toddlers and young children whose stupid parents believed in the “science.” These innocent babies had no choice but to unconditionally love and trust their fathers and mothers.
I love to hear the truth revealed in comedy, funny and smart. Perhaps we will see all the culprits on trial for their crimes against humanity. I want justice for the dead, all who experience adverse reactions, the brave ones who lost their jobs. Everyday I thank God that I refused the toxic injection.
Fauci was a diversion, a heat sink, a hired liar. And he gets paid lots of money to do so. Recall the immediate spokes persons who appeared with president Trump at beginning of the Covid Hoax. All of them chosen to tell the lye because they could be trusted to do so.
Pfizer whistleblowers are now known as daisy pushers.
And in case you missed the juicy tidbits news about the decisions by the super rich multi-millionaires and billionaires that attended the Davos WEF meeting in Switzerland.
Right on the heels of the report of America Airlines vaccinated pilots showing that 83% of them are now showing various levels of heart problems, these super rich people are now frightened out of their wallets and are now offering Top Dollar for any Unvaccinated Pilots and air crews to come and work for them!
So just over a year ago, Biden and the heads of every federal agency was forcing every worker to take the vaccine or face dismissal, but now wth hard medical reports showing real proof of medical damage, these people are now doing a sudden 180 turnaround and want to rehire the very same ones they harassed and threatened for not taking the vaccines.
Do they really think that any normal person, would want to run back to the very ones who abused and threatened them, just a few months before?
return back to your former job ? ….. sadly and unfortunately, yes as massive layoffs continue to decline our Nation’s economy with the alarming decrease of good paying jobs.
We all have bills and need to provide for our families, which quickly makes pride and holding a grudge not a concern.
New York City and Seattle are the few that I recall that are not rehiring the fired employees for the jab mandate. Even the military will not bring back those discharged for refusing the shots. Sad.
return back to your former job ? ….. sadly and unfortunately, yes as massive layoffs continue to decline our Nation’s economy with the alarming decrease of good paying jobs.
We all have bills and need to provide for our families, which quickly makes pride and holding a grudge not a concern.
New York City and Seattle are the few that I recall that are not rehiring the fired employees for the jab mandate. Even the military will not bring back those discharged for refusing the shots. Sad.
This really is such a tragedy, but skit was hysterical. Thanks for the laugh, Bee.
The bee is the bee’s knees
I want to live and…..I’m NOT a risk taker.
Remember this is a pandemic of the UNvaccinated. Not a joke. You had his word as a Biden (which tells you ALL you need to know).
FJB and F Pfizer.
Remember that old futuristic sci-fi movie Max Max – Beyond The Thunder Dome?
And in the post apocalyptic world, disputes were settled by fighting in the thunderdome
And the crowds were chanting “Two men in, one man out”
As they fought to the death to settle their differences.
Well in this modern context
I see 10 people walking into a corporate executive boardroom
But after 3 hours of meeting about company business
Only 4 of them walk out on their own power
As their vaccines kicked in and did it’s deadly works
And the meeting is the top level executives of Moderna and Pfizer.
And may God repay them on their own hoary heads
For the countless deaths, injuries and making
Even as they heavily promoted their deady vaccine cocktails on a very frightened and willing world
With the full knowledge of it’s deadly side effects
And knowing that it failed every measure of being a Vaccine
But they pushed it anyways because they decided
That they wanted the record Profits of hundreds of Billions Dollars
Even at the cost of mountains of Dead Human Bodies!!
And the biggest lies, and crimes in the history of the world was committed
And with the most victims
And the most willing criminals
But with the Big Hospital, Big Rx, a very corrupt MSM and many people complicit in the cover-up
We many never really know the actual death count
But God knows
One way or another
One day there Will be a finial full reckoning
And death and eternal Hell awaits the ones behind it all.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Bee kills it again .
I think a cool commercial would be for Trump to go up to the podium and bitch slap the Pfizer president, Will Smith style.
would be better if President Trump finally admitted what a failure and how dangerous Operation Warpspeed turned out to be. Although I support President Trump and the great 4 years that he served this Nation as the Commander and Chief, I pray each day that he finally admits the death numbers caused by the jabs. Instead he continues to support the efficacy of the shots and boasts that he is the “father of the vaccine.” Repent Sir, admit your error so that we as a nation can support you again.
we should be so lucky hahaha
And the pureblood janitor becomes the new CEO by attrition.
Pfizer does get credit for handing out a record number of vaccines in record time to . . . yes, a record number of Democrats! Two more years to 2024 just might diminish their numbers enough to secure the election.
Yeah I was thinking the same thing.
Won’t work unless they vaccinate dominion voting machines.
Dimocraps don’t rely on constituents to re-elect them any longer. (To risky)
Perfect SNL skit – like so many other BB post – but they would never go there even though it’s true
Another fine outing by the Bee. Now watch a Pfizer spokesman die at the podium this week.
Speaking of dying suddenly, is that cray-cray Pfizer fella that O’Keefe recorded still alive?
It would be really funny if there weren’t so much truth to it!
Blue blood no vaccines and never wore a mask.
Love it when janitor said “it’s good enough, not get paid extra ….”
Aorta dissection
Look it up in relation to the shot
I almost died laughing, but I’m not vaxed.
RIMSHOT! 😂
The scene with all the dead people reminds me of black and white drawing of the streets of London during the height of the bubonic plague.
“Bring out your dead!”
“I ain’t quit dead yet”!
Nothing subtle about their comedy. Like a live-action Family Guy skit.
The killer bee strikes again. Love it
Today’s satire is tomorrow’s news.
And George Orwell was Nostradamus.
The Babylon Bee is known for writing satire and then seeing it become headline news. They even did a video about it.
The only problem is that Pfizer people knew better and didn’t get “the jab”.
Be even funnier if it weren’t so FN true!
All too accurate! Those with good sense knew something nefarious was up, when Congress, the CDC, and HHS didn’t have to get it!
I Did Not Know THAT!
They exempted themselves.
AND the Judicial branch AND the entirety of the USPS!
I exempted myself….
See how that works ?
lying scumbag killzine commie basturds stung once again by the BEE !!!
its a funny clip but true
Most excellent.
I didn’t take the shot for basically the same reason I don’t take Fentanyl. I too want to live.
Love it
“I don’t get paid enough for this.” Truth.
Safe and Effective!
Well… Effective…
The Bee just killing it again (pun intended)!