Vodka Skeletor opens liquor store in Congress…

Posted by Kane on May 17, 2022 12:57 am

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The headlines write themselves.  And by the way, you are paying for their alcohol.

 

 

 

 

 

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Grumpygeezer
Grumpygeezer

In for giving then all fetanyl cookies!!

The Frantic Caller from Area 51
The Frantic Caller from Area 51

Cool…Since I’m a taxpayer that makes me part owner of a bar..

RJ63
RJ63
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
I love the smell of napalm in the morning

Party time bitches.

Jane Doe
Jane Doe

Every House Rep. should be required, on TV, to blow into a breathalyzer on the House Floor prior to casting his/her vote.. If they are not sober they cannot vote.

david5300
david5300

they can’t function when they are sober and now we are buying their booze for them. DEFUND this immediately!

Nostradamthem
Nostradamthem

she already looks cracked out while jogging on whipits, what’s a little blue malt liquor in a bag to take the edge off, playa?

Eye4one2
Eye4one2

Happy hour starts at 8 am!?

Tommy
Tommy

How much abuse do American taxpayers have to endure before they vote out all “tax and spend” politicians?

Suicidal Twitter Censor Reborn®
Suicidal Twitter Censor Reborn®

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Ell
Ell

When will the roulette wheel be installed ?

Jane Doe
Jane Doe

Russian roulette?

Freddie Fudpucker
Freddie Fudpucker

This is a medical necessity for the Congress critters to ward off the shakes and DT’s.

Not a surprise given some of the ridiculous BS that they’ve passed.

cato
cato

like obamacare?

Jane Doe
Jane Doe

Like the one this past week allowing the murder (abortion) of full tern babies during the birthing process.

A Republic. If You can keep it.
A Republic. If You can keep it.

So they need a valid ID to buy liquor in congress controlled by the same demcorats who argue that asking for ID when voting is racist?
You can’t make this up.

Nerve
Nerve

Just the news published the memo sent to Congress. https://justthenews.com/sites/default/files/2022-05/HouseDrinks.pdf.
It gives the phone number and says that they will deliver to the congressional offices. So, if anyone can do a good Nancy imitation, you can prank call them and tell them to deliver another 100 Gallons of vodka to Nancy’s office.

Happy fun times
Happy fun times

Literally Champagne Socialism

Original Covenant
Original Covenant

Maybe it’s a way for some of them to get a date. Beer Goggles. I’ll wait to hear more on this. It seems too “out there”. But nothing surprises me anymore with the Dems in office now.

swifty
swifty

Congress answer to smash and grab.

bill
bill

What does it mean when there is a subscript after you post a comment here.
it says ‘Your comment will be approved.’ and it is in red.

bill
bill

Wasn’t she sloshed during Brandon’s SOTU diatribe? Somehow this is no surprise…

tkayo
tkayo

bring in the golden cow and worship that idol

RufustheDufus
RufustheDufus

What’s next; adolescent children pole dancing for all the pervs?

Zomby Woof
Zomby Woof

Bartender, make me a Ru, aRu, aRu Russian Collusion. Yes ma’am madam speaker.

johnny99
johnny99

Let’s see, $174,000 a year to start plus free liquor, insider stock tips and millions in bribe money. Pretty good gig huh?

Jane Doe
Jane Doe

Healthcare for life. Retirement plan for life.

Lou
Lou

What is a MRA fund.

myke
myke

Why it’s the “Much Required Alcohol” fund, of course.

rob
rob

House bank. House liquor store. When are they going to open a House Mercedes Benz dealership?

Old Serf
Old Serf

Frat party for multimillionaire tyrants.
On our dime.

Dr ducktape
Dr ducktape

The liquor store is located right across the hall from the Congressional abortion clinic for Democrat interns.

Never give up
Never give up

True leaders don’t use mind altering substances

Jane Doe
Jane Doe

I think it really bothered the Democrats and Never-Trumpers that President Trump was/is a non-drinker.

Never give up
Never give up

President Trump doesn’t drink alcohol

LingLing
LingLing

ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

Steve
Steve

How much further are we going to let the behavior of our Congressional reps slide? Time to pull the trigger on this, and send them all packing.

Voice of Trump
Voice of Trump

Now they will have a reason not to read their bills before they pass them, it’s because of double vision.

Watchman
Watchman

Is a whorehouse far behind?

LingLing
LingLing

They already do that!!!!

Ance Anion
Ance Anion

Congress IS a whorehouse.

myke
myke

There already is a whore in the house. Skanky Nancy is her name. Dirty dealing is her game.

AwDrat
AwDrat

Like most of our politicians can’t/don’t think clearly enough as it is now! Boy, are we ever screwed!!!

Mr. Right
Mr. Right

Drunks like ms Skeletor hate to drink alone.

BigMoe
BigMoe

Congress has zero moral compass.

d.
d.

leading them all straight too HELL which they deserve. imo

DROP
DROP

Why not open up a massage parlor full of hookers too? Oh wait, they are voting already on the house floor.

d.
d.

may they all ‘choke’ down on their largess. FNP FJB Fcongress imo

Dallas
Dallas

Will someone put some fentanyl in Pelosi’s vodka

Matrix Escapee
Matrix Escapee

The Congressional Drinking Game… no baby formula, drink… high gas prices, drink… tens of millions to the Ukrainian money laundry, drink… famine, drink… inflation, drink… bio labs, drink… bioweapons, drink… deadly vaccines, drink… mind control, drink… FF’s, drink… Mockingbird Media, drink… stolen elections, drink… human trafficking, drink… people waking up, PANIC!!

USMC
USMC

Question ? How in the world does her liver withstand such abuse ? Her liver has to be on the verge of being pickled. It must look like a watermelon 🍉 with the seeds removed. She is what you call a dysfunctional alcoholic. Time is definitely not on her side…nor her friend. The alcohol abuse will be her demise…wont take much longer. Hide and watch Patriots.

CF
CF

It’s not just her liver. She’s completely pickled.

IIABDFI
IIABDFI

The CCP has plenty of livers for the old bat.

Loner
Loner

Drinks.house.gov
Doesn’t work

Old Dan
Old Dan

What, a valid ID? That’s RACIST!

LingLing
LingLing

LOVE THIS ONE!!!

Wayne
Wayne

Reminds me of the casino owner in the old westerns who would get his patrons drunk for free to con them out of what they had.

Just me
Just me

What the actual hell? They don’t have liquid stores in DC? Can I use my MRA funds to buy beer? This makes no sense.